Done. The DOJ is yours, under one condition, we all want the Epstein list.
Let’s start a revolution!!! SPS is the new US Government
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Yeah I know it is the SPS but I think we already have enough government... we probably have too much.
I'll probably be dead and gone before everyone finds out he has his fingers in as many pies as the last POTUS they are just too busy trying to find dirt on the orange man to find out. You can add 50 % of our congress to that list. But you really can't blame them. It's really easy to join the real party of our government.
So no to being the new head of brisket affairs? I figure you’re in Texas so you can get that taken care of.
Done. The senate floor would like to recognize the esteemed gentleman from Dudy Noble Senator Ron Polk. Please slap Tommy Tuberville.
You did not get that job. Sorry. You are head of US Fish and Wildlife. Your job is to catch all of the Pompano.
I’m sorry to hear that from our new Secretary of pyrotechnics. I figured Shockmaster would excel at that position.
Sorry to be a wet blanket, but I don't find the intense disagreements here to be particularly civil, and the post is a bit cringy.
If Glfr is going to have a role in the government, I guess I will have to go Chief Dan George on their a$$ and declare war against the United States******
Ahhh. Outsource that mess. All those TVs in the situation room would be tuned to different football games and the one in the corner would have the live feed of a military coup in Central America (because frick Notre dame on NBC, right?)
Give every state 1 week out of the year to govern. But not a whole week at a time. 4 days one week, 3 days another. Positions are drawn by lottery and it’s televised with a sponsor. (Deficit reduction) each state has full powers of the current fedgov during their days.
2 weeks are taken off for quashing unrest with an iron fist along with holidays n’ sheet.
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We have to have a secretary of college athletics so we can finally get it all right.
As long as I get to perform at all the inaugural balls, fundraising events, etc. I'll be fine.
I'll invoice you as we go.
I'll invoice you as we go.
I don't care what it is, but I gotta have a position that will get me into area 51.
I want to be head of Indian Affairs and boy do I plan to have a lot of them. I’m going to start with Kelsey Asbille (Monica from Yellowstone), then Priyanka Chopra^, then just go from there. We’ll be a very fluid and productive department.
^Yes, I know Priyanka Chopra is from India, but that is literally Indian and as you all know, I’m a well known leftist and expanding government is part of our deal.
^Yes, I know Priyanka Chopra is from India, but that is literally Indian and as you all know, I’m a well known leftist and expanding government is part of our deal.
Yall need to lay off The General, he is working on that issue and needs encouragement and not wise cracks. Last I heard he was nearing the 200's which is awesome, carry on General
Edited: We actually need a scale at the top to keep up w/ The General's progress so we can help hold him to more progress
I appreciate the confidence.
However, my first and only action as the Secretary of Education would be to dissolve the entire federal department of education and return education to the states.
If you play an Indian on TV, you’re eligible for an Indian Affair. I’m willing to take that case to the SPSupreme Court.
