Take a bow,
<font color="#0069AA">Carl Pavano</font>. Just don't hurt your back.</p>
You, sir, are the kind of baseball player that makes the annual All-Overpaid team possible. Since you signed with the
<font color="#0069AA">New York Yankees</font> four years ago for $39.95 million - remember, you fired your agent because he didn't get you $40 million! - you have made 19 starts, won five games and earned $359,282.51 for every inning you pitched. The Yankees expect you back in August. Yeah, just like they expect $1 gas.</p>