MSU must be on a roll, because the red and blue venom is flowing HARD.....

[Center Z]

I live in a 500 square foot piece of **** with my 6 children, all of whom have Down Syndrome, because my 300-lb wife is actually my sister. We're all starving, and I can't afford to live in a nicer "neigborhood" because I only make minimum wage. Damn you, engineering degree… damn you. Plus, my parents hate me and I will receive no inheritance. It may seem a little rough, but I don't need your pity. State won a bowl game last year, so I'm the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

 

[cowbell9]

nm

 

[RebelBruiser]

This thread went downhill fast.

 

[dawgstudent]

[No message]

 

[Shmuley]

nm

 

[RebelBruiser]

I thought that whole little brother rant was just a little bit out of the context of the thread. Boy did it start the spiral though.

 

[TR.sixpack]

Your wife is sleeping with her tennis instructor because you can't...uhh perform anymore, one of your kids sells your prescription painkillers which you need to get through the day, your other kid sleeps around, you're in debt to your eyeballs, you can barely afford gas for your Suburban, and you'll blow your inheritance on a shady land deal.

 

[Ford76]

I am not much of a message board hopper. What the hell is nafoom?

 

[dawgstudent]

http://nafoom.yuku.com

Ole Miss board.

 

[RebelBruiser]

http://nafoom.yuku.com

Ole Miss board.

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Except for the fact that less than half of the threads are really about Ole Miss sports.

 

[Ford76]

I was just curious. This is the only board that I really have time to follow.

 

[Mutt the Hoople.buhoops]

Your lot in life is still the little brother. Yep you are going through some good times now after living in my shadow. I admit I'm going through a rough patch. I'm actually proud of you because it reminds me my lineage is still capable. Your ribbing gives you days of delight. And that is good, because deep down you realize what is obvious to everyone else: at the end of the day I still have the better looking wife, smarter and more handsome kids, live in a nicer house and neigborhood, make more money and will get the bulk of the inheritance. So live it up little brother.

</p>David was also the youngest of Jesse's sons.

 

[MadDawg.sixpack]

and then you realize your "little" brother is no longer "little" any more and can actually kick your ***. At least your still momma's favorite. Oops. Oh yeah, I forgot. Momma's going to always like her "baby" the most. Sorry.

 

[Ford76]

It must suck when you feel the need to compensate for your..er..shortcomings by beating your chest about how much better you are and how much you matter. Have you ever encountered another group of people that beat your over the head with their empty JD bottles, so they can tell you how refined they are?

 

[WillemWallace]

And I don't pay enough attention to other teams' classes to remember who committed during the summer and didn't end up signing with that team, but...

Decommitments happen, and at more than a 10% rate. Its inching closer and closer every year to 50%. Hell, there's a recruit in ARK that has already committed to Ole Miss, decomitted, committed to ARK, and now decommitted from ARK.

He sounds like a winner...