My balls was hot?

Connorpozlee

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When my oldest was 1 she found her way into the bathroom while I was showering, unbeknownst to me. I stepped out of the shower and was shocked to see her just standing right there in the bath mat. I froze and just stared for about a second. She reached up and gave the little fella a tug, like she was calling for Lurch.
 

psuro

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When my oldest was 1 she found her way into the bathroom while I was showering, unbeknownst to me. I stepped out of the shower and was shocked to see her just standing right there in the bath mat. I froze and just stared for about a second. She reached up and gave the little fella a tug, like she was calling for Lurch.
Expect Child Protective Services to show up at your door.
 
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Ghost of OM

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When my son was about 3 we were interviewing Nannie’s for the summer. It was hot so we were sitting on the patio while my son played on the screened in porch. After a few minutes the screen door banged open and there he stood - buck naked. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, “my balls were hot”. Poor nanny candidate looked like her head was going to explode. We never heard back from her.
 

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Those of you who know SCOTS probably already know this hidden gem (Skip forward to 10:54):
 
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Alec Baldwin Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
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