Alabama is going to play a no-huddle offense and defense this year. This will serve a two purposes. First, it's a parole violation to associate with known felons. Second, they are trying to break up the two biggest drug rings in the state.
A lady in Tuscaloosa called 911 and said, "Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rape me!" The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guys jersey number and we'll get back to you."
Nick saban's biggest concern this year is whether or not the NCAA counts bail money as a recruiting violation!
Alabama has adopted a new Honor System: Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor!
The Tide had a 7-6 season last year: 7 Arrests, 6 convictions!
