Now if wifey would leave for a couple of days

[paindonthurt]

semi OT. I'd love for the term wifey to be dropped from public consciousness for eternity. I cringe. It must be a me issue because I've seen dudes wearing shirts that say as much. I'm a little embarrassed that I typed it. Can't we all just agree to get back to "better half" or if she isn't that the "old battle axe" should suffice?

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Wifey

 

[paindonthurt]

I generally try not to bash other people's harmless hobbies, but grown-man Disney adults are so bizarre to me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_adult

Visiting Disney is fine.

Collecting Disney merchandise as an adult? Pretty suspect.

Cosplay of any kind is just weird unless it’s with your wifey/ol lady/ball in chain/side piece/GF

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

Yes. Hubby is dumb and sounds like the guy’s name down at the alternator shop who eats the grease under his fingernails.

Also on the dumbass scale is “DH, DD, DS” abbreviations for Dear Husband, Dear Daughter, etc.

Don't think we are talking about dumb. I was talking about being offensive. Lotta shite is dumb, doesn't make it offensive.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Don't think we are talking about dumb. I was talking about being offensive. Lotta shite is dumb, doesn't make it offensive.

After you pass enough years being married, you don't care what you refer to each other as long as it's not prefaced by a swearword.

I use "wife" sometimes when I type, not very often and If I'm saying it out, I referred to her as the boss.

 

[cowbell88]

“American Pickers” to film episodes in Mississippi

If you or someone you know has a unique item, story to tell, and is ready to sell, the pickers would love to hear from you!

www.wlbt.com

I could get rid of some of this "stuff"

Just man up and grab it when she’s there and take it to the curb or dump.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Wifey

 

[Dawgbite]

We have friends who are huge Disney fans, to the point that they spent over $40,000 on permanent passes and something akin to a Disney timeshare. They go 5-6 times a year. They have invited us many times and we finally went with them last year. They know every secret. When to go, where to go, secret bathrooms, how to get past lines at the rides, how to get in restaurants. It was a pretty amazing trip even though we aren’t Disney fans. Both of them are college graduates and professionals. Yes they wore matching shirts every day and they thoroughly enjoyed themselves. It was a fun trip.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Cosplay of any kind is just weird unless it’s with your wifey/ol lady/ball in chain/side piece/GF

So you don’t like the superfan concept?

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Also on the dumbass scale is “DH, DD, DS” abbreviations for Dear Husband, Dear Daughter, etc.

Add littles and momma bear to the list.

 

[sandwolf.sixpack]

Is Hubby a bad word now too?

Yea, that's also really gay.