Official "Road House" thread

[Keith Niebuhr]

Because we needed it.

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

I need you 2 best lines from the movie, which arguably is the Citizen Kane of my era.

 

[OneParticularHarbour]

Unpopular opinion, but after the first 15 minutes, Road House sucks.

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

Unpopular opinion, but after the first 15 minutes, Road House sucks.

This isn't gonna end well.

 

[Seminole5717]

Unpopular opinion, but after the first 15 minutes, Road House sucks.

 

[FSUCKS]

Is "I thought you would be bigger," too obvious?

 

[OneParticularHarbour]

This isn't gonna end well.

Like Ron Zook didn’t end well, or more like how Sunbelt Billy won’t end well?

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

Like Ron Zook didn’t end well, or more like how Sunbelt Billy won’t end well?

Maybe a combination of those two plus Derek Dooley and Jeremy Pruitt.

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

*

 

[OneParticularHarbour]

Maybe a combination of those two plus Derek Dooley and Jeremy Pruitt.

Don’t reuse my joke be more original.

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

Don’t reuse my joke be more original.

No

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

 

[J. Rambo]

Unpopular opinion, but after the first 15 minutes, Road House sucks.

i used to **** guys like you in prison.

 

[sCATpack]

A bear fell on me.

 

[JTinTally]

Red. “ Don‘t ever marry an ugly woman, she’ll suck the life right out of ya“

 

[Roadhouse]

Unpopular opinion, but after the first 15 minutes, Road House sucks.

Huh, I disagree.

 

[HectorSpectre]

Unforgettable and epic “good guy beats the rotten guy and gets the girl” genre.

 

[wmjd2001]

 

[Granich]

Is "I thought you would be bigger," too obvious?

Chicks used to quote that line to me all the time...good times.

 

[bamabreeze]

Idk but the movie has some really nice, quality nudity in it.

 

[AdelitasTJ]

You’re too stupid to have a good time

 

[Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz]

‘What if somebody calls my momma a hoar?’

 

[Engineer Nole]

I’ve always been fond of “you’re gonna be my regular Saturday night thing.”

 

[Seminole5717]

‘What if somebody calls my momma a hoar?’

Is she?

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

I’ve always been fond of “you’re gonna be my regular Saturday night thing.”

He was on his break.

 

[Noles885]

Do you ever win any fights?

Nobody wins a fight

 

[Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz]

‘JC Penney is coming here because of me!’

 

[STAND]

"A polar bear fell on me."

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

‘JC Penney is coming here because of me!’

Brad got **** done.

 

[2yeagers]

“Well I sure ain’t gonna show you my dick.” and “Doc… I”ll get all the sleep I need when I”m dead. Thanks for the dance.”

 

[Keith Niebuhr]

"A polar bear fell on me."

 

[chefrossi]

 

[HarryKane]

The blond at the bar is super smoke.

 

[Drewgoblue]

The blond at the bar is super smoke.

Fun fact she was also in Point Break, credited as Freight Train. I have no idea which role that is and I’ve seen that movie at least 100 times.