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[DowntownDawg]

....two of our more famous alumni.

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[DowntownDawg]

....two of our more famous alumni.

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[Maroon Eagle]

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[bigkdawg]

Sorry for not knowing anything about them... but what's the story behind the douche bags?

 

[ShrubDog]

Never heard of these guys.
I can say that I did not click any buttons on that page.

 

[DowntownDawg]

are the absolute biggest queefs that I have ever encountered. They were Sig Eps I believe. They were on Letterman doing turkey calling. They take themselves extremely seriously, and they have never met a stranger.

 

[TR.sixpack]

a talent for turkey calling into a Hollywood career. link

 

[Ole Miss Grad]

I thought I didn't know them, but since you mentioned that....I do remember them being on tv doing the turkey calling.

I was embarrassed for them. Well, really the whole State of Mississippi.

Very much like I was our own Bubba Bonds being on Deal or No deal. Thank goodness he didn't say where he was from though.

 

[DowntownDawg]

...is that they are trying to pimp their music and celebrity status, when really any press they've ever gotten has been due to their bizarre, shameless turkey calling act. Look at their "press" link. It's hilarious.

 

[The Big Slick]

they were SAE (or maybe Pike) legacies that didnt make the cut..

 

[FQDawg]

is their picture with Mr. Belding. Looks like Mr. B has really let himself go.

 

[VegasDawg13]

but I'm pretty sure they were never initiated. Everyone I know that knew them agree they are the biggest douchebags they've ever met.

 

[ShrubDog]

Does one gobble and strut while the other one runs around like a hen clucking?

 

[DaRealistDawg]

I was a SigEp with them. Actally in there pledge class. No one, absolutely no one, liked these arrogant pieces of ****. They lasted one year, and during rush, we had an abrupt chapter meeting and cut them both. Dead serious. They were Sigma Chi legacies and their dad used to be wealthy, not so much what I here now from a guy I know who is from Clarksdale. Their ill-fame is legendary throughout MS from 1998 because of cross-county to 2005 when they finally graced Starkville with their departure. We took a gamble with them as freshmen, and ultimately, you can now see the outcome. 17 em, terrible ...</p>

 

[4suredog]

Are you sure? I was thinking we cut one and the other left. It seems like they had pre-paid for the semester and we thought if the one that stayed would resign, which he did, we wouldn't have to return the money...

 

[goindhoo]

I actually got a haircut from one of these idiots on the backporch of the house. That feels like decades ago.

 

[BigErnMcracken]

actually, I think there are quite a bit of SigEps that post here....or old sigeps anyway</p>

 

[beachbumdawg]

hows pouncy doing these days.....ha!

 

[BigErnMcracken]

last I heard he was octagon fighting in Auburn, AL and now is a pharmacists.....go figure.

 

[BigErnMcracken]

that wanted to give them a bid....

 

[DowntownDawg]

.....consume the Mauldins, brother, consume the Mauldins.

The "I've Gota Secret" clip is probably the best.

 

[msudeltadawg1971]

Well, I would love to go to the playboy mansion, they must be doing something right.

 

[4suredog]

I haven't been old for years now, you people can be however old you want. And I'm gonna need you to come by and sweep that hair off the patio for me, pretty sure that never got cleaned up.

 

[beachbumdawg]

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[Roy Munson.sixpack]

sadly these bastards did sneak through the ole crack while i was there...one of those couple of guys that liked em thing and there was one of those "revotes" if you will. A lot of the guys were friends with their sister and that is how they eased in(what kills me is how many legacies we cut that ended up sigma chis, E's, ks or pikes yet we kept these two...go figure. They lasted almost exactly one caldendar year. There wasnt an emergency meeting...the twins were assigned tool patrol to keep the douchebags(oh the irony) away from the guys you might like while also hiding the twins....I looked over to see the twins with 3 of the quality guys we were rushing taking there new nike running shoes off and putting it in their faces. I grabbed both of them, the party was cut short and the son of a bitches were told dont come back....they didnt

As for Pounce, he is in destin i believe. The sumbitch was like top of his class at auburn in pharmacy...crazy bastard

 

[B The Toe]

loved to put the meat on the sheet.

 

[4suredog]

The shoe! thats exactly right. It was Kevin something that had prepaid, may have been a few years earlier. Also, doign a full rennovation this summer. All new floors, doors, walls, everything, even a sprinkler system inside the house. So get those checkbooks out, I'll be calling this fall!