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[LOTRGOTDAWGFAN]

Michael Oher Traded To Different White Family

MEMPHIS, TN—In a bold move they said would give their franchise a much-needed reboot, Leigh Anne and Sean Tuohy announced Friday that Michael Oher, the former offensive tackle and their quasi-adopted son, would be traded to a different white family. “Oher has earned a distinguished record with...

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[Shmuley]

"At press time, the Tuohys revealed that they had sweetened the deal by including their biological children, Sean Jr. and Collins, in the trade package."

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

They'd have some takers if they throw in a nacho bell grande and a 5 layer burrito.

 

[hdogg]

Gold!!!

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

"At press time, the Tuohys revealed that they had sweetened the deal by including their biological children, Sean Jr. and Collins, in the trade package."

Put in the Portal?

 

[CoastRat.sixpack]

That's brutal. And I love it.

 

[GloryDawg]