JLS, I appreciate that sentiment and I wish that were the case. Unfortunately, I talked to my son and he did indeed confess to the crime. He’s not in any kind of trouble, but will be doing a little above and beyond his normal chores this weekend.
Now, as others have been wondering, I was intrigued about whether there is a neighbor whose big naturals he has been admiring. The only thing I can come up with is my wife’s friend who lives 3 houses down. She is a 36 year old divorcee who’s not bad on the eyes. We often go to her place to swim, and I’m wondering if a gander at those sweater puppets in a swimsuit might’ve awakened something in my boy. I don’t want to break the news to him that while Stephanie does indeed have some bigs, they are anything but natural. I want him to believe that all breasts stay high and tight at 36.
In any case, Mrs. 11thEagleFan is an Arizona alum. I’m hoping that whether State or Zona wins, I get a look at some big naturals afterward. Hail State.