Speaking of peanut butter- my freshman year roommate went on a peanut butter diet. He ate only peanut butter daily for like more than 2 weeks in order to lose weight.
He was sitting at his computer one night licking a spoon clean and loudly declared with shock- 'peanuts have fat in them?!?!' which made a few of us that were in the room lose our **** from laughing.
That kid was a 17ing dbag dummy.
