My wife said it was because of the pastryarchy.
OT Dad joke: Why Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?
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My wife still thinks I’m sexy.
I walk past her and she says, “What an ***!”
I walk past her and she says, “What an ***!”
I'm sure my wife has been spreading glue on my rifles. After a long argument, she still insists she's not, but I'm sticking to my guns.
on a sad note...Bill Post , the inventor and creator of the Pop-Tart , died last week at the age of 96...as I have eaten thousands of them , including 1 yesterday , I am personally grateful to the man....R I P
Can we hear a couple please?
While being homeschooled, I took an apple tart to Detroit, Flint, and St Louis
My mom had asked me to take pi to three dismal placesI ate a Portuguese tart today, and got mess all over my face
Still, your Mom enjoyed it, and said 'Obrigado' afterwardsA guy is sitting a table in a restaurant when the waitress comes over.....
Hello sir, what would you like to order?I'll have a quickie please sweetheart...
Okay sir i'll ask again, what would you like to order?
I really want a quickie, please, you know? Tart...
With that the waitress slaps the guy and storms off.
One of the other customers leans over and says 'excuse me mate, it's pronounced 'Quiche'
My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays. I said it must be my weekend immunity.
I considered getting back with my ex wife, but she figured out I was only after my money.
Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park?
One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach.
One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She said "a divorce."
I was thinking something a little less expensive, I replied.
The gubernment is in on it too. There are plenty of Mail Trucks but, you never see any Female Trucks.