OT: Did the NBA just go full stupid?

18IsTheMan

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I mean, they do realize that no matter what order they go, someone is still gonna be the last reserve player picked, right? Or maybe they don't.

 
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So all the white guys will be picked first? awesome. Might watch that. Nah, still don't care.
 

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So all the white guys will be picked first? awesome. Might watch that. Nah, still don't care.
Hold on there! A 6’2” inch part time NBA player, and a Caucasian, won the slam dunk competition during NBA All Star weekend. He was a jumping MoFo fo sho. The NBA is officially full blown WOKE, inclusive, and diverse. Praise Allah…and Chairman Mao. Lol
 

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Hold on there! A 6’2” inch part time NBA player, and a Caucasian, won the slam dunk competition during NBA All Star weekend. He was a jumping MoFo fo sho. The NBA is officially full blown WOKE, inclusive, and diverse. Praise Allah…and Chairman Mao. Lol
They are trying way too hard to win me back. Saw the dunk on ESPN while forced to watch it. Not much to write home about. Call me when Betty white comes back from the dead and throws the ball through the hoop from above the rim.
 

92Pony

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Are they afraid a grown man's feelings will be hurt because he gets picked last????
 
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My NBA...



Today's NBA....

 

18IsTheMan

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Are they afraid a grown man's feelings will be hurt because he gets picked last????

For real. If you're picked last, you're still being acknowledged as one of the top .000001% of basketball players on the entire planet.
 
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18IsTheMan

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At the least some in the national media realized the obvious silliness of the whole thing and are not hailing as an achievement for equity:


"Everyone is going to know who the last reserve player is anyway, they will still be the last person picked in the mind of fans."
 

18IsTheMan

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I was (and still am) happy to get the bottom loop of the net! :LOL:
It's been eons since I even tried, but it might be more about like that now. Sad thing is, standing flat footed, my reach is 7 ft 9.5 in. So I'm almost 80% of the way to the rim and I can't come close to making that up with jumping.
 
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Will the reverse the order of the NBA draft, too? That would be hilarious.

Every team makes the playoffs, and participation trophies coming to a NBA city near you.
 

Hobcawcreekcock

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In my late teens I could dunk, but had to let a little air out of the ball so I could ‘palm it’. At 6’0” and 160 lbs. I had some ups’, but nothing extraordinary. At 65 years old I can barely run, much less jump…thank gawd for my elliptical!!!🏆
 

80and90gcock

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Next year the NBA will solve the problem they created this year and will announce that no one will be selected to the AS Team.
 

Uscg1984

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Facts don't matter. Names are the only things that matter. Last can be first, up can be down, big can be small, etc. Just rename it and it is such.
 
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If they really want to be woke, why not go the equality route and all NBA players get paid the same - a measly $1M a year :eek: