OT: Do y'all think an alligator has ever eaten a penguin? Like, I wonder about...

[jsusc]

....things like that. Has a giraffe ever touched a Pit Bull? I wonder if a Bolivian taxi driver has ever married a Mongolian dentist. Like, I'll bet that has never happened in the history of the world. Or a Portugese chiropractor has never married a Syrian plumber. In the history of the world, I bet these things have never happened.

 

[vacock]

My shuffle of a normal 52 card deck may never have been made before. Some things are amazing, especially if they are just learning probability.

 

[Lakemurraycock]

It is a little early for happy hour.

 

[Anon1658788697]

It is a little early for happy hour.

Alcohol doesn’t make you have crazy thoughts like that, my man has been hitting the devil lettuce.

 

[Blues man]

 

[Go Gamecocks]

Coyote v. roadrunner.....seems they forgot a road runner can fly.

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

As crazy as they sound the answer to those questions is probably yes. It's a strange world we live in.

 

[Blues man]

 

[BattleshipTexas]

 

[SSIGamecock]

....things like that. Has a giraffe ever touched a Pit Bull? I wonder if a Bolivian taxi driver has ever married a Mongolian dentist. Like, I'll bet that has never happened in the history of the world. Or a Portugese chiropractor has never married a Syrian plumber. In the history of the world, I bet these things have never happened.

Gummies, vape or classic buds?

 

[BattleshipTexas]

 

[will110]

Based on these maps showing the natural ranges of penguins and crocodiles, it would probably be safe to assume they've crossed paths at least once or twice in South America and South Africa.

Crocodilian Species Range

Explore the geographic ranges of crocodiles, alligators, caimans, and gharials.

education.nationalgeographic.org

https://vividmaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/penguin.png

 

[Anon1658788697]

Gummies, vape or classic buds?

All of the above simultaneously

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

Alcohol doesn’t make you have crazy thoughts like that, my man has been hitting the devil lettuce.

 

[Prestonyte]

Smokin' a roll of Charmin?

 

[Rogue Cock]

Smokin' a roll of Charmin?

Just don't squeeze it!

 

[Prestonyte]

They even eat their own

 

[Anon1658788697]

Just don't squeeze it!

Instantly did my best impression in my head when I read that.

 

[PerchedOnRings]

....things like that. Has a giraffe ever touched a Pit Bull? I wonder if a Bolivian taxi driver has ever married a Mongolian dentist. Like, I'll bet that has never happened in the history of the world. Or a Portugese chiropractor has never married a Syrian plumber. In the history of the world, I bet these things have never happened.

“Mongolian dentist”