Update:
So we kicked the **** out of the applicants for the outdoor wedding/event venue CUP. I got pretty cross with them at the initial neighborhood meeting. I asked for them to include some limits on the number of events per year, times, and noise limits. They said no, they will be good neighbors though. I kept bringing up the fact that they have no idea how loud a wedding reception could get and have included nothing to address it... One smart *** said my point was made and I could leave, but I declined and took notes on everything they said.
Per some sage advice from SPS (NWA and Brunswick) who are much versed in particular here's what myself and 2 neighbors did.
1. We hired a good local attorney. He made a list of factual talking points that addressed specific flaws in the application and use vs the criteria required for a conditional use permit.
2. We made flyers with the talking points on one side and details of the proposed site and the public hearing time/date and call in information.
3. We knocked on the doors, handed out flyers, or talked to every homeowner within a half mile.
12/7 was the date of the public hearing... Woof what a beating. Because of Covid they only let 11 people in the building and everyone else had to call in. Meeting started at 4:30...I got kicked out at 9:00. I will get to that in a minute. We were last on the agenda and I sat there for hours listening to design review of all kinds of crap. Horrible.
The applicants ( a group of 20 or so friends in family that invest in vacation rentals, only 2 represented them) for the CUP presented at 7ish. At 7:15 the city staff commented and they recommended approval (which ordinarily is hard to overcome apparently.) At 7:20 we got going. 37 people spoke out against it. We used facts and emotion... One guy even said he was advised to not get emotional, but they are talking about his home and his family's quality of life, nothing is more emotional than that...
1 person spoke on behalf of the applicants saying it was a good thing. I was kicked out because I recognized his name from the application and called him out for being the engineer hired to plan for storm water on the project. As I was leaving, he confirmed he was and everyone laughed there asses off.
So anyway, it was an absolute demolishing.
Here's the headline from the paper.
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And I want to give a special hat tip to NWADawg... Not only did I use his line about not focusing on things that can be engineered away, but it actually made the paper.
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