OT: Have any of you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

[Faustdog]

Tucker Carlson says he has.

Tucker Carlson Says Demon Attack Left Him Bleeding In His Bed With ‘Claw Mark’ Scars

Tucker Carlson said that he was "physically mauled" by a demon that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from "claw marks."

www.mediaite.com

I am making available today only a special potion to ward off these spirits, costing only $499.95 while supplies last. Small price to pay if you ask me. I promise it's not just Reservoir water.

 

[patdog]

Tucker Carlson says he has.

Tucker Carlson Says Demon Attack Left Him Bleeding In His Bed With ‘Claw Mark’ Scars

Tucker Carlson said that he was "physically mauled" by a demon that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from "claw marks."

www.mediaite.com

I am making available today only a special potion to ward off these spirits, costing only $499.95 while supplies last. Small price to pay if you ask me. I promise it's not just Reservoir water.

In other words, one of the dogs accidentally scratched him when it stretched during the night. But just to be safe, can I get a 6-pack of your potion?

 

[Faustdog]

In other words, one of the dogs accidentally scratched him when it stretched during the night. But just to be safe, can I get a 6-pack of your potion?

Exactly right. Just to be safe. Buy some extra for the kids' rooms.

 

[vhdawg]

not JUST Reservoir water....

Also, is there any doubt that if Tucker Carlson was from Mississippi he would be the most Ole Miss person to ever have Ole Miss'd?

 

[Anon1697564126]

Tucker Carlson says he has.

Tucker Carlson Says Demon Attack Left Him Bleeding In His Bed With ‘Claw Mark’ Scars

Tucker Carlson said that he was "physically mauled" by a demon that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from "claw marks."

www.mediaite.com

I am making available today only a special potion to ward off these spirits, costing only $499.95 while supplies last. Small price to pay if you ask me. I promise it's not just Reservoir water.

Does a redheaded ex-girlfriend count?

 

[dawgstudent]

Does a redheaded ex-girlfriend count?

@tacodawg - where are you?

 

[Pars]

I don’t know man. That guys usually a straight shooter

 

[Seinfeld]

I feel like I’ve been physically attacked for 40 years by being a State fan

 

[HailStout]

I’m beginning to think that maybe Tucker Carlson is a little unstable. Why weren’t there signs before this????

 

[Anon1717806835]

This is a extreme way to go about creating plausible deniability when the wife ask where some fingernail marks came from....

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Since the devil is a SPSer we can get first hand info.

I'm not saying it can or can't happen?

 

[Drebin]

@Lucifer Morningstar

We need some guidance here

 

[Howiefeltersnstch]

Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists? You can't say you believe the Bible and believe in God but not believe in demons. Or at least what shepherds thousands of years ago thought were God's and demons

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists?

The remote viewing stuff is a bunch of malarky.

 

[Howiefeltersnstch]

The remote viewing stuff is a bunch of malarky.

And how do you know that ??

 

[johnson86-1]

The remote viewing stuff is a bunch of malarky.

What is remote viewing? Am I missing a good anti-government thing I can get in on?

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Robert Kennedy brain worms. Tucker Carlson demons. What’s next, Sean Hannity alien abduction?

 

[patdog]

Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists? You can't say you believe the Bible and believe in God but not believe in demons. Or at least what shepherds thousands of years ago thought were God's and demons

There's a difference in believing demons exist in the spiritual world and believing one physically attacked Tucker Carlson a year ago.

 

[HailStout]

There's a difference in believing demons exist in the spiritual world and believing one physically attacked Tucker Carlson a year ago.

I am agnostic, but was raised southern Baptist. Pretty sure the devil is a little more subtle than having a demon show up cujo style.

 

[Pars]

I like my biblical advice and conspiracy theories from a fell names howiefeltersnatch

Robert Kennedy brain worms. Tucker Carlson demons. What’s next, Sean Hannity alien abduction?

it was the best alien abduction
nobody's been abducted like Sean
All the aliens are saying it

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Do Dead Injuns count?

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

What is remote viewing? Am I missing a good anti-government thing I can get in on?

It's a bunch of BS that podcasters spew to weak minded listeners.

A guy in a room that "views" actions/items in another location.

 

[Anon1717806835]

Just to

Robert Kennedy brain worms. Tucker Carlson demons. What’s next, Sean Hannity alien abduction?

As crazy as this election has been, that is probably the most bizarre to me - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. finding a place in the Republican Party.

 

[Dawgg]

Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists? You can't say you believe the Bible and believe in God but not believe in demons. Or at least what shepherds thousands of years ago thought were God's and demons

Tell me you store jars of your own рiss without saying you store jars of your own рiss.

 

[HailStout]

Just to

As crazy as this election has been, that is probably the most bizarre to me - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. finding a place in the Republican Party.

Let’s be honest. If you say Trump is awesome, there is a place for you. If you don’t, there isn’t. That appears to be the only requirement at this time.

This is not an endorsement of the other party. They all suck.

 

[L4Dawg]

Just to

As crazy as this election has been, that is probably the most bizarre to me - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. finding a place in the Republican Party.

The Republican Party ceased to exist 8 years ago. The name is still there but that's about it.

 

[thatsbaseball]

I like my biblical advice and conspiracy theories from a fell names howiefeltersnatch

it was the best alien abduction
nobody's been abducted like Sean
All the aliens are saying it

Well we had a football coach abducted

 

[thatsbaseball]

Let’s be honest. If you say Trump is awesome, there is a place for you. If you don’t, there isn’t. That appears to be the only requirement at this time.

This is not an endorsement of the other party. They all suck.

I would bet you less than half of Trump voters think he's personally "awesome". This country has been in the rut of voting for the lesser of two perceived evils for a long time.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Just to

As crazy as this election has been, that is probably the most bizarre to me - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. finding a place in the Republican Party.

You have odd endorsements on both sides. For most sane folks and me, I know it has the same effect as celebrity endorsements. None. I love the celebrity shaming. I'm glad I already made my vote, so we turn the channel no matter which side is advertising.


As far as demons go, I keep a Hodo bag I got from a voodoo priestess, so I am covered.

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

I cannot believe some of this bunch has not been toilet hugging drunk! If you have, you KNOW Demons are attacking you! Not saying I have experienced this myself of course.

 

[HailStout]

I would bet you less than half of Trump voters think he's personally "awesome". This country has been in the rut of voting for the lesser of two perceived evils for a long time.

I agree wholeheartedly with that. I meant more with actual politicians and party members. It isn’t ending too well for any Republican politician who disagrees with Trump on ANYTHING. I don’t like one man having that much power. It is literally the opposite of being a conservative.

 

[HailStout]

I cannot believe some of this bunch has not been toilet hugging drunk! If you have, you KNOW Demons are attacking you! Not saying I have experienced this myself of course.

I have also never prayed harder to god then I did at those moments

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

And how do you know that ??

The same way i know pigs don't fly and telekinesis isn't real, common sense.

 

[thatsbaseball]

I agree wholeheartedly with that. I meant more with actual politicians and party members. It isn’t ending too well for any Republican politician who disagrees with Trump on ANYTHING. I don’t like one man having that much power. It is literally the opposite of being a conservative.

I would WHOLEHEARTEDLY support limiting the president's use of executive orders .

 

[MrKotter]

I agree wholeheartedly with that. I meant more with actual politicians and party members. It isn’t ending too well for any Republican politician who disagrees with Trump on ANYTHING. I don’t like one man having that much power. It is literally the opposite of being a conservative.

Kennedy and Trump disagree on several issues so your statement is baseless. If you disagree with the democrats what happens to you? Prison, lawsuits, “suicide”,

 

[HailStout]

Kennedy and Trump disagree on several issues so your statement is baseless. If you disagree with the democrats what happens to you? Prison, lawsuits, “suicide”,

No, it isn’t. It proves my point more. He said Trump was awesome, therefore he is accepted. Policies don’t matter.

Don’t do the my side is great the other side is evil, BS. They are both clown shows

And don’t give me the whole “Democratic Party is controlling everything” BS. Their candidate was Joe freaking Biden. Those guys can’t get out of bed without F’n things up for themselves. No way they are also a James Bond villain in intelligence and masterminding plans

 

[mstateglfr]

Not to sound too strange but there is a lot of stuff that happens that would lead a person to believe in a spiritual realm or other dimensions or something along those lines. I'm not smart enough to say yes or no about it. When the Gov't uses remote viewing its hard to deny other insane sounding stuff. Do you believe in Jesus but not Satan ? Does the Bible not say there are demons ? Aliens ?? Exorcists? You can't say you believe the Bible and believe in God but not believe in demons. Or at least what shepherds thousands of years ago thought were God's and demons

The red comments are akin to when someone starts a comment with- 'Im not a racist, but...'

I had to look up what 'remote viewing' means. Oh wow that is unhinged.
It must have freaked you the 17 out to see Tom Cruise and Precogs on the big screen 20 years ago.

 

[mstateglfr]

not JUST Reservoir water....

Also, is there any doubt that if Tucker Carlson was from Mississippi he would be the most Ole Miss person to ever have Ole Miss'd?

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is the personification of a boat shoe.

 

[MrKotter]

No, it isn’t. It proves my point more. He said Trump was awesome, therefore he is accepted. Policies don’t matter.

Don’t do the my side is great the other side is evil, BS. They are both clown shows

And don’t give me the whole “Democratic Party is controlling everything” BS. Their candidate was Joe freaking Biden. Those guys can’t get out of bed without F’n things up for themselves. No way they are also a James Bond villain in intelligence and masterminding plans

Your argument is completely baseless and you’re trying to save face by blatantly lying. Musk, Kennedy and Trump do not agree on everything and Musk and Kennedy will not step in line with Trump to secure a position. All three have said as much. Are you trying to say the democrats have not persecuted and imprisoned or attempted imprisonment to the opposition? You’re a damn liar if you are

 

[Pars]

Andddddddd
Its ruined.