With all the advancement in technology and everything that makes life easier toilet paper has remained the same. Sure, we have flushable butt wipes now, but the basic concept has not changed.
OT: Have you noticed......
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I wipe my *** with rabbits since **** doesn't stick to their fur.
Random old silly joke from my childhood
A kid noticed in the outhouse that there was a pile of red and white corncobs. He asked his dad what the red corncobs were for, and his dad said wiping your butt. He asked what the white corncobs were for, and his dad replied "Those are for checking"
A kid noticed in the outhouse that there was a pile of red and white corncobs. He asked his dad what the red corncobs were for, and his dad said wiping your butt. He asked what the white corncobs were for, and his dad replied "Those are for checking"
If you are using flushable wipes, I strongly suggest you rethink your decisions.
Are the edible ones better or something?
If you have a septic tank I highly suggest you rethink using those.
even if they say septic safe? I do have two solids tanks in front of my pump tank, so maybe I'm OK...
You can tell we are sucking in football right now.
Rule of thumb. Only things you flush down a toilet are pee, poop, and toilet paper. You may be fine flushing "flushable" wipes. Or you may be calling a plumber. The non-flushable ones are much better anyway. Just use those and throw them in the trash.
Sux this topic was too late for an article in the magazine.
I haven't found a plumber yet that doesn't love those flushable wipes for the job security they provide. Link below for research done.......
Not One Flushable Wipe Passed the Test
Not One Flushable Wipe Passed the Test
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Why do you think the Meme thread is going so strong?
This thread is both top and bottom notch.
I actually met a guy not long ago who is big in the paper goods private label world, and he lectured for an hour and a half on toilet paper. He argues is changes a lot on a cycle of about two years
Then what do you do, grab a paper towel to dry with and throw it in the commode?
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Anything. The lifts in neighborhoods are destroyed by those things.just because it says flushable doesn't mean it is
Well the strike fear hoarding caused a shortage of the good stuff around here again
Yeah, I noticed that… it just reinforced my belief that social media has ruined society beyond repair.
I’m not saying that I don’t appreciate toilet paper, but in a situation where items really become scarce, toilet paper is very low on things to hoard. Feels more like a nice to have that a must have.
Yeah don't understand some of that stuff if made here in the us. Just not made to be sold out that quickly in supply chain.
we got down low and just ordered some other brand on Amazon. It suits me fine but I know the wife doesn't like to use anything but charmin. If I can use the John Wayne TP at work then I can use just about anything.
What the heck, we stink (football I should say) and nothing better than a good TP thread so I'll weigh in.
I used to work for a company that was big in the paper products business so was interested in what caused all of that. Read a few articles and it seems the instant shift from the demand balance of commercial and residential to nearly 100% residential completely wrecked the supply chain. Big machines and I mean really big machines make and pack that stuff and don't turn on a dime. The size and buying scale of this country still amazes me.
That said and looking back, dare I say there was some "funny" stuff during that early who knows what's going on, what's to come time but the great TP chase was up there. Great reminder of "first world problems". Took pictures of my finds to share with my buddies around the country and what they were finding.
4/5/2020 - buy what you can find and drink
4/18 - look what I stumbled on
5/18 - hit the mother load
Best course of action is to just hop in the shower postgame, and give the ole mudhole a good scrub with one of those pink Dove beauty bars.
There used to be a brand of toilet paper called “John Wayne Toilet Paper”.
They had to take it off the market, though.
It was rough and tough and it wouldn’t take crap off of *anybody*.
They had to take it off the market, though.
It was rough and tough and it wouldn’t take crap off of *anybody*.
Thank you for the compliment on being intelligent enough to know how to avoid occasional monkey butt! On occasions where you don’t get a clean break, they are priceless. It all started when I noticed during COVID that Dollar Shave Club had them in stock when TP was not on store shelves. It’s Cottonnelle for me now and they are pretty good for the price.
However, you feel free to keep on waddling around with monkey butt and maintain whatever manly flex you just got me with! The burn from your brilliantly conceived insult was bad but my Cottennelle soothed the pain.
LOL Plumbers know that literally anything your commode will swallow is "flushable".
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