OT: If you ever see a fool crossing the Ross Barnett Reservoir on one of these, it's not me.

[GloryDawg]

 

[dorndawg]

Glorydog's search history: "how to get in shape for both riding a moped and a big girl"?

 

[Car Ramrod.sixpack]

I got winded just watching her humping that contraption.

 

[HomeBoyDawg]