You'll never get home. Suppose x(t) is the distance from home. Then y(t)=100-x(t) is the total distance travelled. From this, the velocity is y'=-x'. But we've already said that the velocity y' is x, so we have x=-x', equivalent to x'=-x, which gives x=ce^(-t). Since x(0)=100, c=100 and so x(t)=100e^(-t). Since the RHS of this equation is never zero, x(t) is never zero, so you'll never get home.
Here's an explanation which doesn't use calculus. Remember that Sluggo is driving from Mile Marker 100 To MM 0 and his speed at MM X is exactly Xmph. What I'm going to do is set up a sequence of examples of a car arriving home before Sluggo, which we know will happen because at any specific Mile Marker Sluggo is never driving faster than the example car.
Example 1. The car is driven 100mph the whole time. Total travel time: 1 hour. It would thus take Sluggo more than one hour to get home.
Example 2. The car is driven 100mph for the first 50 miles and then 50mph for the remaining 50 miles. (Ignore the discontinuity.) Total travel time: 1.5 hours.
Example 3: First 50 miles at 100mph. The next 25 miles at 50mph. The final 25 miles at 25 mph. Total travel time 2 hours.
Example 4. First 50 miles at 100mph. The next 25 miles at 50mph. The next 12.5 miles at 25mph. The final 12.5 miles at 12.5mph. Total travel time 2.5 hours.
Example N: Total travel time (N+1)/2 hours.
You keep doing this and in each new example the travel time is a half-hour longer than that of the preceding example, and in each example the car will arrive home before Sluggo. The travel time of the examples increases without bound and in each example the car beats Sluggo home. So, to illustrate, I can find an example which takes 123473834627857356 hours to drive the 100 miles and Sluggo is still in the rear-view. Pick any positive finite number K you want and you'll find an example that takes more than K hours to get home and Sluggo is sluggoing behind. If Sluggo made it home in M hours, then you'll be able to find an example which took more than M+1 hours and sluggo is still not home, a contradiction. Thus Sluggo never makes it home.