for those of us who hold CrowdStrike, @Barkman Turner Overdrive and me at a minimum....
(credit to BTO as it is his joke)
(credit to BTO as it is his joke)
I thought it was because Jackson is so great, a Utopia really, that it did not need a 911 system at all.**It was a joke about Jackson’s ineffective 911 service.
It told me mobile order unavailableFunny, I randomly went to Starbucks today as well. After I paid at the register, people started coming in with mobile orders. They just told people to tell them what they ordered, and they prepared it for free. I felt stupid standing there after paying full price...
Probably like constant pressure to beat unrealistic schedules with current workload of staff and higher ups trying to cut corners to get it out"Yeah, who needs QA? Gotta squeeze out a little more stock price for our investors so I can get that sweet sweet bonus though." - CrowdStrike executives, probably.
I don't know anything about security but I do know my computer has been much slower since we switched to CrowdStrike.Our company switched to Crowdstrike last year. I hate them. There's no easy way to limit their updates to certain computers as early adopters, so our security didn't. Four times they've randomly taken down some clients because of an update incorrectly shutting down services.
I'm now the preacher with a lot of converts.
Meanwhile, I have team members with likely-bricked laptops because they can't even get to the screen required for the workaround...
There's a perception of crime.***I thought it was because Jackson is so great, a Utopia really, that it did not need a 911 system at all.**
It's called testing in prod.IT folks: How in the world does this kind of bug get through UAT and staging to make it to production?
About 3 weeks ago I tried to rent a car thru Enterprise to drive from Orlando to Memphis. The transfer fee alone for MCO->MEM was $1,200.Coworker of mine, has been in ATL since 4pm yesterday. Flight delayed by weather, then the CrowdStrike hit. I asked him why he didn’t rent a car. No one would rent one way, thus they end up with no cars.
They probably finally turned off mobile ordering for everyone eventually. That will be configurable after the mess today if it wasn’t already.It told me mobile order unavailable
There are lots of reasons. Poor Quality assurance is probably the cause. A company that provides that type of product should have a very robust compliance process. If you get cheap that compliance process will get whittled down and mistakes can make it to your end users.I received guidance my IT for how to delete it and it worked. Took several steps, but essentially just deleted what CrowdStrike pushed last night.
IT folks: How in the world does this kind of bug get through UAT and staging to make it to production?
Also, why did CrowdStrike not have the ability to immediately revert back to previous version?
I am no IT person, but as a business owner for an IT system that has regular deployments, I have made the call to revert back to previous version in real time when we realized the updates pushed to prod had a bug. Surely they realized very quickly something was wrong.
Yeah. This is worse than most of the “real” viruses. If they screw up the response, this is the kind of thing that can put a company out of business.So far, the only post I've seen from someone at Crowdstrike was tone deaf. It started with "Today was not a security or cyber attack. Our customers remain fully protected."
Cybersecurity has 3 primary elements that need attention: Confidentiality, Integrity and Availability. Crowdstrike knocked the one of the legs off a three-legged stool and have decided that customers are "fully protected". They basically crafted a new DDOS attack and are cool with it.
i would thumbs up this a thousand times if i couldI heard they faked it
I feel like they will be. Too many companies affected.Yeah. This is worse than most of the “real” viruses. If they screw up the response, this is the kind of thing that can put a company out of business.
The damages have to be in the tens of billions and heading north. Not only did you impact your clients' sales and customer care, but hospitals were impacted, including scheduled surgeries.I feel like they will be. Too many companies affected.
Yeah that's the kind of crap you have to testify in front of Congress for. Not only the lawsuits coming their way.The damages have to be in the tens of billions and heading north. Not only did you impact your clients' sales and customer care, but hospitals were impacted, including scheduled surgeries.
That’s the issue. With my organization, they are having to manually fix each computer or give customers the key.On my work pc, I can't even start Windows in safe mode without an authentication key. I tried installing an app on my phone to get the code but it's not working. I called our company tech support and was on hold 30 minutes.
Finally I decided to have a tech inspired vacation day and mess with this next week. What a cluster17.
I have a friend who allegedly works at Intel, who allegedly said that the line to walk into the IT support center was across a few buildings. Multiply this by a few hundred OR thousand companies and you see a lot of happy trial lawyersThat’s the issue. With my organization, they are having to manually fix each computer or give customers the key.
The fix is easy, took me 5 minutes to do it myself once I had access and could open the C prompt. It’s just a matter of IT working through all the calls for each computer at the company
I have a friend who allegedly works at Intel, who allegedly said that the line to walk into the IT support center was across a few buildings. Multiply this by a few hundred OR thousand companies and you see a lot of happy trial lawyers
Made it home without a single delay.Luckily I'll be travelling through DFW today, I'm sure it'll be fine, everything's fine.
Don't be surprised if we learn it was intentionally done by an employee.I received guidance my IT for how to delete it and it worked. Took several steps, but essentially just deleted what CrowdStrike pushed last night.
IT folks: How in the world does this kind of bug get through UAT and staging to make it to production?
Also, why did CrowdStrike not have the ability to immediately revert back to previous version?
I am no IT person, but as a business owner for an IT system that has regular deployments, I have made the call to revert back to previous version in real time when we realized the updates pushed to prod had a bug. Surely they realized very quickly something was wrong.
I think it would be a lot harder for anyone to do this intentionally than for it to just be a 17 up & a failure in quality control.Don't be surprised if we learn it was intentionally done by an employee.