OT: Slender Man

[GloryDawg]

I saw that crazy *** bastard. I was on McNamara Road about 4 to 5 miles north of River Bend on the Natchez Trace. I was going home from my mother's house. That road had some tree limbs that had to be move in order to pass through to the Trace. While moving them I heard some movement in the woods. I turned to look and there he was standing between two trees and behind a bush. I got in my car and got the hell out of there. He is real!

 

[dorndawg]

I saw that crazy *** bastard. I was on McNamara Road about 4 to 5 miles north of River Bend on the Natchez Trace. I was going home from my mother's house. That road had some tree limbs that had to be move in order to pass through to the Trace. While moving them I heard some movement in the woods. I turned to looked and there he was standing between two trees and behind a bush. I got in my car and got the hell out of there. He is real!

Slender? Definitely rules out any Sixpackers.

 

[The Peeper]

Sorry that was me, I had to go

 

[aTotal360]

I saw that crazy *** bastard. I was on McNamara Road about 4 to 5 miles north of River Bend on the Natchez Trace. I was going home from my mother's house. That road had some tree limbs that had to be move in order to pass through to the Trace. While moving them I heard some movement in the woods. I turned to look and there he was standing between two trees and behind a bush. I got in my car and got the hell out of there. He is real!

 

[Dawgbite]

A slender man? In Mississippi? Shirley you jest!

 

[Dawgg]

Last time I was on the Trace, I saw a Canadian Santa Claus riding a bicycle. I thought he was real, but maybe they’re lacing the reservoir with something.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

So you’ll stop to move trees but you won’t for your kids to pee…

 

[GloryDawg]

So you’ll stop to move trees but you won’t for your kids to pee…

They can pee while I move the trees, but they are all grown up now.