OT, Slow Day: Describe the time you discovered that crushing your nuts was a thing

LionJim

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I was ten, on my bike with a group of friends. Somehow the neighborhood mean dog had gotten loose and we had to amscray. As I jumped on my bike, I leaned a little too far forward and my nuts found themselves perfectly positioned to be pancaked when I hit the seat. It’s kind of ironic that the worst nut-crushing experience of my life was the first. That’s a good thing, I guess.
 
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Girl named Gail kicked me in the nuts in the hallway in the 7th grade... I "may" have been flirting/aggravating her. In the ensuing years of my life I lived through several broken bones in back/hip at Army Air Assault School, suffered compound arm fracture with compartment syndrome, and kidney stones. Nothing hurt as bad as getting kicked square in the coin purse
 

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Harrison Ford revealed that the scene was meant to be the ultimate duel between sword and whip but he was suffering from dysentery and found it really difficult to be out of his trailer for more than ten minutes at a time. Ford and Spielberg realized that the complex fight scene would take days to shoot, a timeframe that the ailing star was not feeling up to. Therefore, Ford ad-libbed the scene.
 

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I was ten, on my bike with a group of friends. Somehow the neighborhood mean dog had gotten loose and we had to amscray. As I jumped on my bike, I leaned a little too far forward and my nuts found themselves perfectly positioned to be pancaked when I hit the seat. It’s kind of ironic that the worst nut-crushing experience of my life was the first. That’s a good thing, I guess.
Elementary school. First grade? Kickball line drive. Still have a great falsetto voice when singing...

 
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Girl named Gail kicked me in the nuts in the hallway in the 7th grade... I "may" have been flirting/aggravating her. In the ensuing years of my life I lived through several broken bones in back/hip at Army Air Assault School, suffered compound arm fracture with compartment syndrome, and kidney stones. Nothing hurt as bad as getting kicked square in the coin purse
Reminds me of the question of what’s more painful: child birth or a kick in the nuts. The answer is easy; you may hear a woman say maybe we should have another child but you will never hear a man say he would want another kick in the nuts.
 

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I don’t recall the first, but I do recall one in particular. Only penalty I got called for playing football was an unsportsmanlike penalty after popping a kid in the helmet a few times after he crawled between my legs and head butted me in the nuts after a play. They always get the retaliatory shot.
We got him back later in the game.
 

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I learned to retract my nuts after months of training. It comes in handy when I play certain sports, but it’s even better when ugly women walk by: it lowers their interest in me when they see my reduced manhood.

Should I start a separate thread about the detachable penis?
 

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I learned to retract my nuts after months of training. It comes in handy when I play certain sports, but it’s even better when ugly women walk by: it lowers their interest in me when they see my reduced manhood.

Should I start a separate thread about the detachable penis?
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I honestly don’t recall. I think for me, it’s overshadowed by the memory of when I discovered that freezing your tongue to a metal pole in winter is a thing. This was before A Christmas Story came out and provided a warning.
 
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BobPSU92

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“Slow Day: Describe the time you discovered that your nuts were a thing”

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PSUJam

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#subjectlinesmatter. This is so much better than the original, tells a whole nother story.
You were ahead of your time, Jim. Posting about nut sacks on a public forum. In case you missed it, Lazard left practice with the Jets for a bit today. It must have been a good shot to the jewels!

 
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I was playing a pony league baseball game (13 YO) and had played P/C/SS for many years without a 'cup' on. I was slated to start behind the dish this game and when the umpire introduced himself he asked if I had a jock strap on. I said no and he smacked me in the nuts. I drop to the ground and my coach goes crazy. The old guy ump tells a story about how he lost a nut while playing baseball without one.

Rather idiotic way to check a 13 for one, I'd say...

Anyhow, I did not own one and after a few minutes the ump says he will not umpire unless both the P and C from each team wear one. We scrounge around and thankfully we find 2 jocks from teammates or older siblings that we can use. My 3 innings of catching were ok, but then I had to pitch and he would not let me pitch without one. I couldn't throw with the same motion and it was awful, same with the other pitchers. The final score was like 23-19 with about 30 walks and both teams were two of the better pitching staffs in the league. Thankfully both team's coaches protested and the game was wiped out and he did not umpire again.
 

BobPSU92

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I was playing a pony league baseball game (13 YO) and had played P/C/SS for many years without a 'cup' on. I was slated to start behind the dish this game and when the umpire introduced himself he asked if I had a jock strap on. I said no and he smacked me in the nuts. I drop to the ground and my coach goes crazy. The old guy ump tells a story about how he lost a nut while playing baseball without one.

Rather idiotic way to check a 13 for one, I'd say...

Anyhow, I did not own one and after a few minutes the ump says he will not umpire unless both the P and C from each team wear one. We scrounge around and thankfully we find 2 jocks from teammates or older siblings that we can use. My 3 innings of catching were ok, but then I had to pitch and he would not let me pitch without one. I couldn't throw with the same motion and it was awful, same with the other pitchers. The final score was like 23-19 with about 30 walks and both teams were two of the better pitching staffs in the league. Thankfully both team's coaches protested and the game was wiped out and he did not umpire again.

 

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Must have been 7th grade gym class (boys only). On first day the gym teacher told everyone what was the uniform that was expected.
White t-shirt, socks, red gym shorts, sneakers (we called them sneakers) and a jockstrap. I can still remember 1 kid raised his hand and asked what a jack-strap was. Fortunately, I had an older brother.
 
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