OT/ Tell me you’re old without telling me

[T-TownDawgg]

Dawgstudent did an age poll a few weeks ago. How prophetic.

Last night I woke abruptly at 4 am after trusting another fart. Big mistake. Turned over slowly, exited the bed asss first, and made the duck-walk of shame in pitch black darkness to the toilet.
After spreading my legs apart and carefully pulling straight down on my shorts to contain the carnage, I crouched down to the porcelain and began wrapping my hand in toilet paper for the multi-stage cleanup.

There was nothing there.
Clean as a 17in whistle.

I had dreamed it.
A mutha17in dream.

I used to dream about speedboat racing, gladiator battles, and countless gorgeous buxom women. Now I dream about shittting my pants?

Unsure whether I should laugh or make as appointment with a psychiatrist.

 

[dudehead]

I wish I couldn't relate to this post so well.

 

[HailStout]

I had the same dream the night I prepped for my colonoscopy. Except it wasn’t a dream.

 

[Darryl Steight]

Unnecessary "OT" in the title. State sports is decidedly on topic of shitting the bed.

 

[GloryDawg]

Watching Apollo 11 landing as it happened on the TV was pretty cool even though it was in black and white and I was the remote.

 

[00Dawg]

I'm having trouble remembering if my first crush was Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, or Carrie Fisher.

 

[Darryl Steight]

I'm having trouble remembering if my first crush was Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, or Carrie Fisher.

...or Farrah Fawcett, Olivia Newton-John, Bo Derek.

But the real answer is... Marcia Brady

 

[DAWGSANDSAINTS]

This month marks the 50th consecutive year of attending at least one MS State football game.
Most of those years were 4-6 and some even 11 games.

 

[leeinator]

Still love Marilyn's red dress and underneath as she walked across that sidewalk exhaust.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

I'm having trouble remembering if my first crush was Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, or Carrie Fisher.

Lynda Carter or Catherine Bach.

 

[Dawgbite]

That's called " A Geriatric Wet Dream" !

 

[PhredPhantom]

I voted for Gerald Ford.

 

[Dawgbite]

I voted for Gerald Ford.

Ronald Reagan was my first. Boy has it gone downhill since then.

 

[Mr. Cook]

I invented dirt

 

[Curby]

Ronald Reagan was my first. Boy has it gone downhill since then.

I went to see the Reagan movie. Great job by Dennis Quaid.

I highly recommend it.

 

[Funkmaster6652]

I attendee camp at STATE my junior year in H.S. And Jimmy Webb gave a class on weight lifting.

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

I'm having trouble remembering if my first crush was Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, or Carrie Fisher.

It was Lynda Carter.

 

[PapaDawg]

My first crush was Lindsay Wagner or I remember Penthouse’s first scratch & sniff

 

[PBRME]

I remember the scene in Blazing Saddles where Mongo went deep sea diving in a well. It was later deleted for some reason.

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

OT/ Tell me you’re old without telling…​

Went to a brewery tonight. Drank 2 beers. Peed 10 times.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

The first two bases I was at after basic, Chanute and Loring, have been closed for over 30 years.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I went to see the Reagan movie. Great job by Dennis Quaid.

I highly recommend it.

Saw the trailer. Then saw the Rogan interview. I'm definitely intrigued.

I'll probably have to stream it. I have a toddler & a stepson teenager. The latter wants to go to the homecoming dance, no date, with friends. That's fine, but then asks me how to get tickets!

That was yesterday. This evening he talked about what he wanted to wear. We asked him again if he found out how to buy tickets. NO. Did you ask around?

"Who am I supposed to ask?"

Do they not have announcements every morning? Are there no posters, bulletin boards, flyers promoting the thing you want to attend? Did you not speak to your peers?

Sorry. Rant over.

That's how 17ing old I am apparently.

 

[The Peeper]

Still love Marilyn's red dress and underneath as she walked across that sidewalk exhaust.

Your old memory is failing you, the dress was white. You told us twice

 

[Ozarkdawg]

Different direction, but dimmed headlights using the switch in the floorboard.

 

[lazlow]

Dawgstudent did an age poll a few weeks ago. How prophetic.

Last night I woke abruptly at 4 am after trusting another fart. Big mistake. Turned over slowly, exited the bed asss first, and made the duck-walk of shame in pitch black darkness to the toilet.
After spreading my legs apart and carefully pulling straight down on my shorts to contain the carnage, I crouched down to the porcelain and began wrapping my hand in toilet paper for the multi-stage cleanup.

There was nothing there.
Clean as a 17in whistle.

I had dreamed it.
A mutha17in dream.

I used to dream about speedboat racing, gladiator battles, and countless gorgeous buxom women. Now I dream about shittting my pants?

Unsure whether I should laugh or make as appointment with a psychiatrist.

I was going to saints games in the hank stram era.

 

[patdog]

Watching Apollo 11 landing as it happened on the TV was pretty cool even though it was in black and white and I was the remote.

We went to my grandparents house because they had the fancy color tv. Of course the images from the moon were black & white.

 

[MSUDOG24]

Your old memory is failing you, the dress was white. You told us twice

Was going to make the same correction but thought there might have been some "Marilyn in red" I missed along the way since. Goodness knows a fairly large percentage of references and jokes on here go over my head at this point.

As to the original question, the list is long but I'll go with ..... I recently attended my 50th HS reunion.

 

[DerHntr]

You made it all the way until 4am without waking up to pee? That must be nice.

 

[Dawgbite]

Different direction, but dimmed headlights using the switch in the floorboard.

My old Jeep has the dimmer on the floorboard and a manual choke on the dash. Wife’s grocery getter has a primitive anti theft device, a clutch and a five speed!

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

I remember my uncle having a Rambler. Now, I think it was a Rambler. I really don't remember well except for one distinct feature. It had a gearshift with buttons on the dash. When you wanted to put the car into gear, you had to push one of the buttons on the dashboard. My mother's first car was a 1972 Dodge Dart, which she drove until the wheels came off. They don't make cars like that anymore.

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

In the summer before my 9th grade year I attended Bob Boyd Basketball Camp. Richard Williams was the director. He was an *******.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

My brother called his friend on our shared landline so he could put the phone up to the microwave and have him listen to the beep when he pushed a button. I tight rolled my jeans and pumped up my Reebok Pumps. My Friend had the Nike competitor that used a CO2 cartridge to air it up and they looked like an astronaut's shoe. My Dad taught driver's ed and drove my Mother to the hospital to deliver me in the driver's ed car, which had 2 steering wheels. He also rabbit hunted with a Winchester Model 12, 20 gauge that I loved. Oh, and my brothers laid in the back of a Chevy S10 4x4 the whole way during our move to Mississippi from Arkansas while I was in the backseat of the station wagon with the Bulldog who was from the Bully line. Good times.

 

[patdog]

In the summer before my 9th grade year I attended Bob Boyd Basketball Camp. Richard Williams was the director. He was an *******.

Hell boy, when I was in college we ran into Bob Boyd at the old Bully III a couple of times. Great guy, terrible coach.

 

[The Peeper]

I was going to saints games in the hank stram era.

My 1st Saints game was in 1972 at the old Tulane Stadium when JD Roberts was the coach. Archie was QB, it was a loss to the Packers in the final game of the year. It was 12/17/72 and it was an early Christmas present to me.

 

[lazlow]

My 1st Saints game was in 1972 at the old Tulane Stadium when JD Roberts was the coach. Archie was QB, it was a loss to the Packers in the final game of the year. It was 12/17/72 and it was an early Christmas present to me.

Topper

 

[The Peeper]

I remember my uncle having a Rambler. Now, I think it was a Rambler. I really don't remember well except for one distinct feature. It had a gearshift with buttons on the dash. When you wanted to put the car into gear, you had to push one of the buttons on the dashboard. My mother's first car was a 1972 Dodge Dart, which she drove until the wheels came off. They don't make cars like that anymore.

Chryslers had the push button gear shift and there was also a lever that you pushed up or down to put it in park. It was on the left side of the steering wheel so kids couldn't reach over and start changing gears by pushing buttons. Rambler may have had the same thing but I know Chryslers did.

 

[DAWGSANDSAINTS]

Different direction, but dimmed headlights using the switch in the floorboard.

I still have a truck with the dimmer switch on the floorboard.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

I voted for Gerald Ford.

I got to shake his hand at a campaign stop in Greenwood as a boy.

 

[Dawg1976]

Dawgstudent did an age poll a few weeks ago. How prophetic.

Last night I woke abruptly at 4 am after trusting another fart. Big mistake. Turned over slowly, exited the bed asss first, and made the duck-walk of shame in pitch black darkness to the toilet.
After spreading my legs apart and carefully pulling straight down on my shorts to contain the carnage, I crouched down to the porcelain and began wrapping my hand in toilet paper for the multi-stage cleanup.

There was nothing there.
Clean as a 17in whistle.

I had dreamed it.
A mutha17in dream.

I used to dream about speedboat racing, gladiator battles, and countless gorgeous buxom women. Now I dream about shittting my pants?

Unsure whether I should laugh or make as appointment with a psychiatrist.

I'm watching an episode of Comedians in cars getting coffee. You should call Jerry for a cup of coffee.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

I'm having trouble remembering if my first crush was Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, or Carrie Fisher.

Jill St John.