OT: What would you do?

[paindonthurtDCD2]

I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha

Same advice as in pat's thread the other day. Talk about it.

 

[paindonthurtDCD2]

How to bring it up:

“I was looking for a pen to leave you an ‘I love you’ note when I found several giant rubberCocks in your nightstand. Did I mention I love you?”

laughed out loud

 

[paindonthurtDCD2]

They're in a relationship serious enough that marriage is a consideration and don't ever talk about sex stuff? Do they sleep in two separate twin beds?

Anyhow, I only really have 1 piece of relationship advice that covers most scenarios: Either communicate with one another or break up.

Good advice

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Look what fun we have when our baseball team sucks.*

 

[Dawgbite]

You can’t wear one of those things out no matter how big a pecker you put in it. All you got to do is let it rest a few days and voila, it’s just like brand new! Well maybe not brand new but definitely factory certified!

 

[skipperDawg]

She probably had it all recorded on a video cam he didn’t notice.
When she saw his bumfuzzled look she immediately pulled out big Henry and went to town

 

[dorndawg]

She probably had it all recorded on a video cam he didn’t notice.
When she saw his bumfuzzled look she immediately pulled out big Henry and went to town

^^^ World's worst Penthouse Forum submission^^^

 

[FormerBully]

I should have asked the color. That might be why he was in shock. Was expecting a black one, but didn’t know what to do with Asian.

 

[PBRME]

 

[leeinator]

RUN!! And don't look back. There's plenty of other good wholesome fish out there that would make a much better potential wife.

 

[ckDOG]

What would I do? Hide it so she'd need mine.

 

[DerHntr]

Tell him to be suspicious if she’s really into deep sea fishing

 

[grinningmule]

Tell him to make sure the oversized apparatus doesn't have a quick attach harness laying around.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I did tell him:
1. That is just the nightstand there might be more.

Tell him to check between the mattress and box springs and her lingerie drawer...may also need to check her purse. She might have something stashed everywhere for all sorts of occasions.

Hell, the sly way to bring it up is for him to suggest they go to a shop for one.

 

[11thEagleFan]

Bunch of nerds in this thread. It’s been brought up by a couple people, but snooping through the nightstand is a weak move. The actual answer is, casually bring up how cool it would be to see her use… certain “instruments.” That’s step 1.

Step 2: profit.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Where is that clam rattler meme?

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Enjoy it. Do all the things you dreamed.

But for God’s sake, do not, do NOT, catch feelings.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

If it wasn't for the large size one, I wouldn't be concerned about the toys at all.

This is the crux of the matter.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

 

[MStateU]

This is a really interesting day. I click on sixpack and there are threads on luggage recommendations, dire wolves, Zach Arnett “situation” and now rubber ding dongs. What a time to be alive.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

This is a really interesting day. I click on sixpack and there are threads on luggage recommendations, dire wolves, Zach Arnett “situation” and now rubber ding dongs. What a time to be alive.

Luggage thread is also about the dingalings. The OP of that thread is a traveling dingaling salesman

 

[The Cooterpoot]

I use the donut scale in such decisions

 

[DAWGSANDSAINTS]

Very surprised some girlfriend/wife advice of said situation hasn’t been shared yet.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[17itdawg]

Look what fun we have when our baseball team sucks.*

Hell just keep Lemonis so we'll have entertaining threads during the spring.***

 

[Howiefeltersnstch]

Discuss it. If they have a good sex life and he doesn't suspect cheating then whats the problem ?? Sounds like a fun girl to me. It is odd that this far into the relationship he is just finding this out tho. That should be known by the second month at least.

 

[dorndawg]

Luggage thread is also about the dingalings. The OP of that thread is a traveling dingaling salesman

 

[HumpDawgy]

Cover me.......I'm going in!!!!

 

[Drebin]

just wait until you see the SPS Magazine article on this story. Investigative journalism at its finest.

 

[TheStateUofMS]

I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha

You're talking about yourself aren't you? A co-worker in Orlando? Yeah right.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[dawgoneyall]

I still keep up with a former coworker who lives down around Orlando. We talk about once a month, and he asked me for some advice yesterday that I did not have an answer to. He wants to settle down (he is 31) and has met a girl he likes. Over the weekend, she steps out to give something to a friend who was stopping by. Being a guy, he decides to open her nightstand to see what is inside. He was shocked to find serval adult toys (5 plus) and one that is the extra-large size. His words, "I was maybe a little over halfway to competing). He said, she has been very normal in bed, but he has a lot of questions. He asked what I would do, and how should he bring it up. I am lost for words on this one. ha

now...explain what the problem seems to be