OT: Worst Movie Scenes.

[psuro]

I think it’s a funny movie. Did you like Mrs. Doubtfire?

That was funnier. The phrase "Drive By Fruiting" still makes me laugh

The Birdcage was almost a direct rip off of La Cage Au Folles And that was much funnier.

I was very disappointed - Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman, Diane Wiest, Hank Azaria and Calista Flockhart (whom my brother swears he knew when he was a teenager). Good actors all. But it just was very tedious for me. Not funny.

 

[psuro]

How about a New York accent? Makes as much sense as English Jesus.

Fuhgettaboutit....

 

[NittPicker]

Any scene where a foreign language in English is automatically performed in a British accent - like ‘Troy’.

Also up there is Sean Connery's Scottish accent while playing a Soviet submarine commander in The Hunt for Red October.

 

[Countrylion]

Wholeheartedly agree. I have never understood the appeal of any Stars Wars movies.

You have no imagination. Star War movies were fun. Realistic no

 

[BostonNit]

Scene from Hannibal when Ray Liota is fed his own brain while highly medicated.

A) Unrealistic.
B) Very disturbing.

 

[Anon1690805700]

Any scene where phony fire is coming from muzzles of weapons, and computer generated sparks are flying off vehicles, rocks and buildings.

Patently stupid.

 

[Connorpozlee]

Fuhgettaboutit....

“Yous guys are in the temple? Money changas in da temple? Getouttahea!”

 

[LB99]

You have no imagination. Star War movies were fun. Realistic no

Fair enough. I am a concrete thinker. I have never watched a full Star Wars movie all the way through. Not my thing. I’d rather read the manual for my dishwasher.

 

[Connorpozlee]

Fair enough. I am a concrete thinker. I have never watched a full Star Wars movie all the way through. Not my thing. I’d rather read the manual for my dishwasher.

I saw the first one when it came out (‘77?). Hated it and haven’t been interested in any of them since.

 

[Woodpecker]

Any scene where an explosion in space makes a sound?

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Any western where they put up a toll booth for horses to pass through! “Somebody’s gotta go back and get a sh*t load of dimes!”

 

[Woodpecker]

Fair enough. I am a concrete thinker. I have never watched a full Star Wars movie all the way through. Not my thing. I’d rather read the manual for my dishwasher.

 

[LB99]

 

[psuro]

Fair enough. I am a concrete thinker. I have never watched a full Star Wars movie all the way through. Not my thing. I’d rather read the manual for my dishwasher.

A long long time ago in a rinse cycle far far away..... ..

 

[LB99]

A long long time ago in a rinse cycle far far away..... ..

I will admit that the Star Wars area at Hollywood Studios in Disney is pretty cool. However, I refuse to try to force myself to watch one of the episodes.

 

[Anon1690805700]

Using cow guts as human entrails, Catch 22, Buckstone County Prison Farm.

 

[manatree]

Also up there is Sean Connery's Scottish accent while playing a Soviet submarine commander in The Hunt for Red October.

Still better than Connery’s Scottish accent while playing the Spaniard in Highlander. Although I respect Connery’s refusal to not even attempting the proper accent. You wanted Sean Connery, you’re getting Sean Connery.

As much as I love Casablanca, I cringe every time during the Paris train station. It’s raining cats and dogs, so much so that the rain starts to wash away the ink from Ilse’s goodbye letter. But when Rick & Sam board the train, their clothes are suddenly bone dry.

 

[flash86]

Also up there is Sean Connery's Scottish accent while playing a Soviet submarine commander in The Hunt for Red October.

Or as a Spaniard in the Highlander?

 

[kgilbert78]

WWII movies that use more modern tanks. IIRC, the Battle of the Bulge movie used M60 tanks and not mock ups of period correct German or US tanks.

Actually the movie “Patton” used M60’s, although Battle of the Bulge did use other modern US tanks.

Patton did at least use real He 111 bombers (or at least the Spanish air force version).

 

[kgilbert78]

Battle of Britain, it's plainly obvious that aircraft from both sides being blown apart are models. In some scenes you can see the receiver antenna trailing behind the planes.

Still, it was noted for actually using real RAF and German aircraft in many of the scenes. It helped that the Spanish air force was still using He 111 in their bomber force and had Me 109's that had just been retired. They were the Spanish licensed versions, of course (why the Me 109's on the movie had four bladed props). There was a really good book on the making of the movie back in the day. One of the stories was that they had Gen. Adolf Galland (who fought in that battle) as an advisor, and they let him fly one of the Me 109s and he put on quite a show.

There's also Red Tails, which did use a lot of CGI, but some of the CGI was based off real flying aircraft. *Including* the Me 262. There are three flying replicas reverse engineered from the one that was at Willow Grove NAS.

 

[NoSoup4U]

You notice there were never any issues with Monty Phython flics!!

Like Scene 24?

 

[psu31trap]

Rat Patrol was great. With a mounted .50 cal. they were able to destroy Panzer tanks and heavily armed half tracks.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Like Scene 24?

“I fart in your general direction!”

 

[Anon1690805700]

Any hanging scene where the hanging harness is plainly visible.

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

Any "mature nature' film in which the male hero is making love like a rampaging stallion for almost a half-hour and is not even gasping for air while his "partner" is lying there almost asleep and every now and then goes, "oh yeah,... oh yeah... oh yeah"... plus these films are always out in the middle of public places which no one else walking around them seems to notice them....

 

[MtNittany]

When the opening credits read:

"Starring Will Ferrell"

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

When the opening credits read:

"Starring Will Ferrell"

Yes! I actually liked "Elf" and "step-brothers" when watching it the first time, but not anymore. They really show their dumbness over time.

 

[Midnighter]

Sh*tting on Star Wars is lame. For better or worse it changed cinema forever. Mostly for the better. But if you’re too cool or old to watch, fine.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Any "mature nature' film in which the male hero is making love like a rampaging stallion for almost a half-hour and is not even gasping for air while his "partner" is lying there almost asleep and every now and then goes, "oh yeah,... oh yeah... oh yeah"... plus these films are always out in the middle of public places which no one else walking around them seems to notice them....

Please feel free to post an example!

 

[nl4ever]

Any scene where an explosion in space makes a sound?

Yep. Pet peeve of mine. There would also be next to no flames for most explosions. No oxygen once the onboard supply is expended. Which would happen in a millisecond in an explosion. All you would see is debris flying in all directions.

 

[nl4ever]

I will admit that the Star Wars area at Hollywood Studios in Disney is pretty cool. However, I refuse to try to force myself to watch one of the episodes.

May the Force be with you, my Padawan.

 

[Midnighter]

Any "mature nature' film in which the male hero is making love like a rampaging stallion for almost a half-hour and is not even gasping for air while his "partner" is lying there almost asleep and every now and then goes, "oh yeah,... oh yeah... oh yeah"... plus these films are always out in the middle of public places which no one else walking around them seems to notice them....

Worse than this is the strategic placing of hands, sheets, bedroom items, etc. during or after sex. For example, the man or woman placing their hand to cover their genitals (you see this a lot when a woman is 'cowgirl' in films; usually a sheet draped over their butts and the hand covering the front - oh, and they probably have a bra on....) during sex and then wrapping themselves in a blanked when getting up to change - as if you didn't just raw dog the guy in bed with you. Or, playing a stripper but being too puritan to actually get nude in front of the camera while the rest of the cast is baring everything (thinking Jessica Alba in 'Sin City' here....). Sarah Jessica Parker starred in 'Sex and the City' and didn't once get naked.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Worse than this is the strategic placing of hands, sheets, bedroom items, etc. during or after sex. For example, the man or woman placing their hand to cover their genitals (you see this a lot when a woman is 'cowgirl' in films; usually a sheet draped over their butts and the hand covering the front - oh, and they probably have a bra on....) during sex and then wrapping themselves in a blanked when getting up to change - as if you didn't just raw dog the guy in bed with you. Or, playing a stripper but being too puritan to actually get nude in front of the camera while the rest of the cast is baring everything (thinking Jessica Alba in 'Sin City' here....). Sarah Jessica Parker starred in 'Sex and the City' and didn't once get naked.

You are full of sh*t! Prove it… I dare ya!!!

 

[Anon1690805700]

Margaux Hemingway, Lipstick. While allegedly being violated in every orifice, and painted up like a denizen of Pigalle, the swearing and ranting directly into the camera is wholly unbelievable.

As is the disproportionate body of the loser. Like someone would lust over that.

Only a nerd retard, maybe.

 

[Midnighter]

You are full of sh*t! Prove it… I dare ya!!!

If you can suspend disbelief long enough to buy that Katherine Heigl would bone Seth Rogan, here’s one. Other notorious ‘never nudes’ are Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, Julia Roberts, and Natalie Portman. I think you see more Rogan *** here than Heigl (who wears a bra the entire time).

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

If you can suspend disbelief long enough to buy that Katherine Heigl would bone Seth Rogan, here’s one. Other notorious ‘never nudes’ are Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, Julia Roberts, and Natalie Portman. I think you see more Rogan *** here than Heigl (who wears a bra the entire time).

Will watch later… I am out of paper towels!

 

[Midnighter]

Will watch later… I am out of paper towels!

I will say ScarJo has come around and if ‘important’ enough will strip down - she did it for that alien movie a number of years ago….Portman too (sort of).

 

[Obliviax]

For some reason, I watched Pearl Harbor. Right now, just about any scene with Ben Affleck would qualify. While Kate Beckinsale was awesome to look at.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

I will say ScarJo has come around and if ‘important’ enough will strip down - she did it for that alien movie a number of years ago….Portman too (sort of).

Will watch later…watching Seinfeld right now…Kramer just saw the ugly baby!

 

[Still in State Colllege]