OT: Would you rather have snakes on a plane or this?

18IsTheMan

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Can you imagine if you were the pooper? Having uncontrollable diarrhea, in public, on a plane, with nowhere to go?
 

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Beehaver

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Probably some wussy Ryder Cupper on the way to Spain.
 

Uscg1984

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It'll be hard to live that down. Imagine if it was a business trip for the individual, perhaps traveling with coworkers.

I've seen lots of travelers in airports eating meals that looked like potential gut-bombs and thought they were either very brave or very stupid to be eating that right before getting on a flight. Never could I have imagined a scenario like this one, but the thought of just having to make a hurried trip to the airplane lavatory has always been enough to make me order conservatively from airport menus.
 

Gamecock Jacque

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The first time I tried Panda Express was at the airport in Chicago before a flight. Found out what the express part was.
 

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When you get that "two minute warning rumble " you better know where all the restrooms are. It happened to me at the Food Lion the other day . I headed to the "one holer " there and it was occupied. I squeezed it back and walked around for a minute or two then go back...still occupied ..I say " are you gonna be in there all day " ...guy says yeah..I walk around some more and go back again and do a "download". I was so glad I made the decision to wait and not get in the car an d make a run for home.i
 

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When you get that "two minute warning rumble " you better know where all the restrooms are. It happened to me at the Food Lion the other day . I headed to the "one holer " there and it was occupied. I squeezed it back and walked around for a minute or two then go back...still occupied ..I say " are you gonna be in there all day " ...guy says yeah..I walk around some more and go back again and do a "download". I was so glad I made the decision to wait and not get in the car an d make a run for home.i
TMI lol
 
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Section2Cock

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When you get that "two minute warning rumble " you better know where all the restrooms are. It happened to me at the Food Lion the other day . I headed to the "one holer " there and it was occupied. I squeezed it back and walked around for a minute or two then go back...still occupied ..I say " are you gonna be in there all day " ...guy says yeah..I walk around some more and go back again and do a "download". I was so glad I made the decision to wait and not get in the car an d make a run for home.i
Let me tell you, I would declare myself female and hit up the other restroom in that kind of emergency !!
 
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