OTD 1970: How to dispose of a whale carcass

[LionJim]

 

[Woodpecker]

 

[Midnighter]

While in Nantucket this past summer we watched a video at the whaling museum of how sperm whales were brought on deck and harvested. There was basically nothing left of them.

 

[91Joe95]

This is why I tell my daughter at every opportunity - boys are fundamentally stupid, will be that way until about 25, and then never completely grow out of it.

 

[BobPSU92]

Oh, the humanity!

 

[BW Lion]

This is why I tell my daughter at every opportunity - boys are fundamentally stupid, will be that way until about 25, and then never completely grow out of it.

Do males ever become smart or even smarter than females?

 

[CyphaPSU]

It's a classic video. My favorite part is when the reporter mentions how the seagulls were nowhere in sight to help clean up the mess after the explosion.

 

[PSU73]

This is why I tell my daughter at every opportunity - boys are fundamentally stupid, will be that way until about 25, and then never completely grow out of it.

Do males ever become smart or even smarter than females?

Yet, the majority, by far, of politicans running our country are male.

 

[Nitt1300]

What advice would expect from the Navy? We blow s h i t up, that's the job.

 

[PSU Mike]

While in Nantucket this past summer we watched a video at the whaling museum of how sperm whales were brought on deck and harvested. There was basically nothing left of them.

Nantucket and sperm in the same sentence? Betting this board’s maturity will be challenged tonight, especially if the Iggles get to 9-0.

 

[BobPSU92]

Nantucket and sperm in the same sentence? Betting this board’s maturity will be challenged tonight, especially if the Iggles get to 9-0.

 

[Tom_PSU]

I’m so thankful you posted this. About 3 hours ago I spotted a dead sperm whale in my back yard and the local Government was no help. They referred me to the State Government which was again useless. Thanks to you I’m presently removing gunpowder from 5,000 45 cal rounds which I hope will do the trick. I was saving them for a (well that’s better left unsaid) different scenario.

 

[LionJim]

I’m so thankful you posted this. About 3 hours ago I spotted a dead sperm whale in my back yard and the local Government was no help. They referred me to the State Government which was again useless. Thanks to you I’m presently removing gunpowder from 5,000 45 cal rounds which I hope will do the trick. I was saving them for a (well that’s better left unsaid) different scenario.

Please be sure to buy ear protection. It’s one of those things you forget about but constantly regret not doing.

 

[PSU12046]

I’m so thankful you posted this. About 3 hours ago I spotted a dead sperm whale in my back yard and the local Government was no help. They referred me to the State Government which was again useless. Thanks to you I’m presently removing gunpowder from 5,000 45 cal rounds which I hope will do the trick. I was saving them for a (well that’s better left unsaid) different scenario.

Sounds like a Mythbusters experiment:

 

[Tom_PSU]

Sounds like a Mythbusters experiment:

I would love to have a few blocks of C4. If I did I sure wouldn’t waste it on a damn sperm whale carcass.

 

[ApexLion]

Seems like a thread Glov would like - large sea creature, human foibles etc.

 

[ApexLion]

Best part: in a screechy voice, "Fred, you can take your hands off your ears, now."

Henpecked Fred had the last laugh as blubber fell on Dolores' new hairdo.