Our defense reminds me of that thin toilet paper at fast food places

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Yeah, it's technically toilet paper by name, but it doesn't even come close to being able to do what it's designed to do, and most of the time just makes things worse.

 

[dawgstudent]

It's like that Scott Toilet Paper ad someone was complaining about this week. You better triple wrap.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

**** goes right through it

 

[Dawg1976]

With toilet tissue you can toss it in the trash and go to your local store to replace it. We’re stuck with our tissue this year.