POLL: ¿Quién es la más caliente (Who's the Hottest)? Latina All-Star Edition!

Who's the Hottest?


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Midnighter

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Okay, so not all of these lovely ladies are Mexican. But, at TMB, we strive for inclusivity*. Relax with a tequila and lime on the rocks while you list your top three. Vamos!!

*Is there a deeper bench globally than Latinas? Holy shiat.

1. Ana de Armas (Cuba)



2. Sofia Vergara (Columbia)



3. Selena Gomez (Mexico)



4. Adriana Lima (Brazil)



5. Salma Hayek (Mexico)



6. Jennifer Lopez (Puerto Rico)



7. Eva Mendes (Cuba)



8. Diane Guererro (Columbia)



9. Eiza Gonzalez (Mexico)



10. Penelope Cruz (Spain)

 
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psuro

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I appreciate your efforts, but why only 3 Mexican women posted for a Mexican Holiday? There are plenty of hot Mexican women that could have made up the ten in your list.

 

Midnighter

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I appreciate your efforts, but why only 3 Mexican women posted for a Mexican Holiday? There are plenty of hot Mexican women that could have made up the ten in your list.


Well, was going for name recognition to generate interest, and I did say not all were Mexican but were Latina. Unlike you to complain about a poll - and I’ll note Jessica Alba is at best like an eighth Mexican and is more European than Latina….
 

ewb75

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Felt like I knew who was getting your gold medal ever since you recommended I catch Doom Patrol way back on Rivals. lol
Worthy gold, show is good watch too.

I'm going with a couple Cubanos and a shot of tequila. Eva doesn't really belong up there with a chance to win, place or show... but she's always caught my eye in everything she does. Ana de Armas is a goddess. And Selena Gomez looks like the perfect girls next door wife material, if she were older. lol
 
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psuro

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Well, was going for name recognition to generate interest, and I did say not all were Mexican but were Latina. Unlike you to complain about a poll - and I’ll note Jessica Alba is at best like an eighth Mexican and is more European than Latina….
Not complaining. Just curious because I appreciate accuracy. This is like celebrating St Patrick's Day with pictures of Claudia Schiffer, Halle Berry and Keanna Tai.

Not all Latinas celebrate Cinco de Mayo. It's a Mexican holiday (celebrated more in the US than Mexico). I doubt the Cubans Colombians abd Brazilians really care.

As far as Jessica Alba -take that up with the author of the article.
 

Midnighter

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Not complaining. Just curious because I appreciate accuracy. This is like celebrating St Patrick's Day with pictures of Claudia Schiffer, Halle Berry and Keanna Tai.

Not all Latinas celebrate Cinco de Mayo. It's a Mexican holiday (celebrated more in the US than Mexico). I doubt the Cubans Colombians abd Brazilians really care.

As far as Jessica Alba -take that up with the author of the article.

Hey - I’ll change the title of the poll! Done and done.

My Work Is Done Reaction GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants
 
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91Joe95

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Not complaining. Just curious because I appreciate accuracy. This is like celebrating St Patrick's Day with pictures of Claudia Schiffer, Halle Berry and Keanna Tai.

Not all Latinas celebrate Cinco de Mayo. It's a Mexican holiday (celebrated more in the US than Mexico). I doubt the Cubans Colombians abd Brazilians really care.

As far as Jessica Alba -take that up with the author of the article.

Not gonna lie, I prefer your poll over hot women of the Irish lowlands.
 

91Joe95

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Okay, so not all of these lovely ladies are Mexican. But, at TMB, we strive for inclusivity*. Relax with a tequila and lime on the rocks while you list your top three. Vamos!!

*Is there a deeper bench globally than Latinas? Holy shiat.

1. Ana de Armas (Cuba)



2. Sofia Vergara (Columbia)



3. Selena Gomez (Mexico)



4. Adriana Lima (Brazil)



5. Salma Hayek (Mexico)



6. Jennifer Lopez (Puerto Rico)



7. Eva Mendes (Cuba)



8. Diane Guererro (Columbia)



9. Eiza Gonzalez (Mexico)



10. Penelope Cruz (Spain)


This poll brings a tear to my eye.
 

LionJim

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I mean, as an Irishman myself, I’m open to any polls….


You're a fellow potato-eater, as Saul Goodman said? Awesome.

Better Call Saul (2009)

Saul Goodman: Faith and begorrah! A fellow potato eater! My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak...

 
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ewb75

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Dude, she’s 30… she’s not frozen in the Wizards of Waverly Place era. Qualifier not needed.

No one will mistake you for Leo DiCaprio, making statements like that. ;)
Your point is correct. but still hard for me to shake the fact that I took my then pre-teen daughters to see her in concert years ago, and she still looks about the same. My daughters are in college now..... lol.
 
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nittanyfan333

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Finally….. a midnighter poll I can get behind. Love me some brown women….. only issue: there is no “all of the above” option. Fake poll
 
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CDLionFL

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Guerrero and Gonzalez would easily be dropped. Then my vote would be Shakira, de Armas, Cruz.
 

CVLion

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I finally forced myself to vote just to see how the results are coming out. I could have voted 10 different times, picking 10 different trios, and still been both satisfied and dissatisfied with my choices each time — I find the competition here to be that stiff.

This may be the best work yet by @Midnighter — ¡Que bien, señor!

And I don’t agree Shakira needed to be on the list… I personally would put her 11th. And that isn’t to say she’s not smoking hot, either. :p
 
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