POLL: Who's the Hottest? Freakin' Weekend Edition....

[Moogy]

Fake ta-tas? The HORROR!!! Big, firm and round is quite obviously a disqualifier.

They look awful when their clothes are off, they look REALLY awful when they're bent over, and they feel awful. So, yeah, disfiguring yourself that way IS a horror. I hate them (just in case there was any confusion).

 

[Still in State Colllege]

My bigger issue is fake duck lips. I do not find that appealing.

 

[Woodpecker]

They look awful when their clothes are off, they look REALLY awful when they're bent over, and they feel awful. So, yeah, disfiguring yourself that way IS a horror. I hate them (just in case there was any confusion).

OK, I'm willing to admit that I did not know any of that (married to the same woman for almost 42 years). That being said, I would still like to withhold judgement until I confirm your assertions first-hand.

 

[Moogy]

OK, I'm willing to admit that I did not know any of that (married to the same woman for almost 42 years). That being said, I would still like to withhold judgement until I confirm your assertions first-hand.

I get it. But I believe natural beauty is always preferable. A woman without any makeup, in nothing but an oversized sweatshirt ... if she's still pretty ... there's nothing better. And the mentality is sexy, as well. Boobs are typically different shapes/sizes on the same woman. That's OK. That beautiful. Unnatural **** ... not beautiful. A woman in stilettos is "sexy" until you realize just how friggin' uncomfortable and unnatural that crap is. But fake tits are much more of a permanent disfigurement than stilettos. I like confident women who are comfortable with themselves, imperfections be damned. You want to put some makeup on (temporary) to highlight your best features? OK, whatever. It's all coming off in a sweaty mess, eventually ... but OK. But permanent/semi-permanent surgical changes? Unless you had something tragic happen (like breast cancer), I'm not attracted to that physically, or mentally. And I've been in a relationship with the same woman (committed dating, engaged or married) for the past 25 years.

 

[Tom McAndrew]

This poll closes on Friday (6/17) at 10:52 am. If you've not yet voted, please do so.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

This poll closes on Friday (6/17) at 10:52 am. If you've not yet voted, please do so.

Midnighter owes it to us dad's to have a Who's the Hottest Father's Day edition!

 

[gslachta1]

Awesome poll, @Midnighter. If All Of The Above were a poll option, that would be my selection.

I'm going with:

I Woke Up Like This to win,
Belle Bottom to place, and
Fair Way to show.

I went back and forth between Woke Up and Belle Bottom for 1st place, and I'm still not sure if I got it right. (A personal test might be required.) In terms of the ones that I can't believe didn't make my top 3, that would be Touch the Heiney and Just Checking...

Once again, there are no losers in this poll ... just a phenomenal group of contestants.

I think I played Fair Way when I lived in Hawaii.

 

[psuro]

I think I played Fair Way when I lived in Hawaii.

Playing golf is like being involved with a woman

It costs money to play their course. The nicer it is, the more you have to spend.
You see the marks of the guys who played before you.
If you don't play where they want you to play, you may end up paying a costly penalty.
They generally don't like it when you play the back and then the front.
The object of the game is to get in the hole.
The number of strokes matter.
No matter how well or poorly you played, there is great enjoyment is bragging to your friends about it.

 

[PSU Mike]

Playing golf is like being involved with a woman

It costs money to play their course. The nicer it is, the more you have to spend.
You see the marks of the guys who played before you.
If you don't play where they want you to play, you may end up paying a costly penalty.
They generally don't like it when you play the back and then the front.
The object of the game is to get in the hole.
The number of strokes matter.
No matter how well or poorly you played, there is great enjoyment is bragging to your friends about it.

No matter how nice the course was you’re convinced you’ll find one that’s better.

On the counter side of the comparison, it’s something to be proud of to get your ball in the hole in one of them, and not to be proud of in the other.