Potty Talk: anyone own a Toto/bidet?

[massimoManca II]

major 1st floor kitchen / 1st floor bath renovation on the horizon …. Saw some fancy Toto toilets in an area showrooms and wife indicated that she would not be averse to moving to a bidet/toilet combo (though if she knew the retail prices on those Toto’s - a bidet might be too little too late) …

anyone here take the Toto plunge? Can I come over for a test sortie?

 

[BobPSU92]

Be right back.

 

[ManxomeLion]

Thought about it. Like a good mattress it makes sense to invest in things where you spend serious time!
Ran into one at a sushi joint in Pittsburgh, so if you find the right venue you may actually be able to try one out!

 

[rudedude]

Toto, Toto, bidet!!! Where real men toilet!

 

[leinbacker]

 

[91Joe95]

Sister has one. Don't forget the little laundry basket for the towels. And to hook it up to the warm water.

 

[CvilleElksCoach]

We have 4 Toto potties in our home, not the bidet version. They are excellent potties. I like that they are higher than the standard.

 

[Woodpecker]

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Sister has one. Don't forget the little laundry basket for the towels. And to hook it up to the warm water.

That is some hot sh*t!

 

[BobPSU92]

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Africa anymore.

 

[psuro]

Why not just run an extra water line into the bathroom and hook up a small garden hose and hi pressure spray nozzle? Then fire away. It's how the Middle East and Asian countries do it. Especially in public places like airports, restaurants, hotel rooms.

 

[BW Lion]

major 1st floor kitchen / 1st floor bath renovation on the horizon …. Saw some fancy Toto toilets in an area showrooms and wife indicated that she would not be averse to moving to a bidet/toilet combo (though if she knew the retail prices on those Toto’s - a bidet might be too little too late) …

anyone here take the Toto plunge? Can I come over for a test sortie?

Best toilets out there IMO. Don’t be put off by the pricing you get from local bath fixture stores as I order mine from Build.com which is now owned by Ferguson.

Much better pricing than local retail.

Toto Toilets at Build.com

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[84lion]

Poop isn't always on time...

 

[Catch1lion]

Best toilets out there IMO. Don’t be put off by the pricing you get from local bath fixture stores as I order mine from Build.com which is now owned by Ferguson.

Much better pricing than local retail.
https://images.app.goo.gl/QpfH3oYXzsawvWJF9

 

[PhillyBillyReprise]

We have add on bidet accessories on all our toilets. My son and his wife now have them. My grandchildren use them and like them.

 

[Catch1lion]

I have a Toto and just like their song goes you have to "Hold the Line". Otherwise the spray is off center.

 

[CvilleElksCoach]

I have a Toto and just like their song goes you have to "Hold the Line". Otherwise the spray is off center.

Maybe your butt is crooked.

 

[Woodpecker]

Trying to get a gif post on Al Bundy and his Ferguson . Using my I phone I’ve been having problems getting the links to post . Any suggestions getting this unclogged ? TY

 

[ClarkstonMark]

Toto toilets are the ****
I put 3 in my house and they are the best toilets I've ever had.
No bidet experience though

 

[ILLINOISLION]

First experienced a bidet while visiting a country club out in Santa Ana, CA 8-10 years ago. A wonderful experience…..and a decent day on the golf course too.

 

[Woodpecker]

First experienced a bidet while visiting a country club out in Santa Ana, CA 8-10 years ago. A wonderful experience…..and a decent day on the golf course too.

So your balls stayed dry?

 

[Catch1lion]

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[Catch1lion]

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[Catch1lion]

Maybe your butt is crooked.

My spray nozzle can be adjusted like a gun sight, up down, left right.

 

[Catch1lion]

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[Catch1lion]

So your balls stayed dry?

It was an upgrade from the course ball washer.

 

[Woodpecker]

It was an upgrade from the course ball washer.

It's important to play with clean balls

 

[BobPSU92]

It was an upgrade from the course ball washer.

I’d hate to be the guy with that job.

 

[LionJim]

I’d hate to be the guy with that job.

Everyone else would hate you being the guy with that job.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

So your balls stayed dry?

Only two of them!

 

[republion]

This many replies in and I figured at least 1 person would give you a serious reply confirming they have a bidet toilet seat. Guess not.
Heathens!!! Still wiping their asses the way they did 200 years ago… with paper.

We are currently on our 4th version, the BioBidet 2000 heated toilet seat bidet. I wouldn’t live without it. Whenever we go on vacation, I miss my toilet seat more than I miss my dog. Coupled with the squatty potty, it affords the user the most effortless bowel emptying experience one can possibly have. Toto is the top of the line, but I’m very happy with my BB2000.

Happy shitting my friend!

 

[LionJim]

Serious question: do a person’s arms grow shorter as he ages? I’m beginning to wonder.

 

[rudedude]

To hell with a bidet, I say!

 

[rudedude]

 

[ILLINOISLION]

To hell with a bidet, I say!

So how is Harbaugh these days?

 

[republion]

Haha. The tongue is hilarious.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

First experienced a bidet while visiting a country club out in Santa Ana, CA 8-10 years ago. A wonderful experience…..and a decent day on the golf course too.

To hell with a bidet, I say!

“Flush you bastard!”