President short list

[Son_of_34]

So how do we play this if Daddy KeKe does walk.

Do we get a sitting president with experience or go get the next big up and coming provost?

Thoughts?

 

[HotMop]

We go for the best Assistant AD we can find, or maybe Special Teams Ad.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

No one will want to come here anyway. **

 

[Bullldawg78]

Thought this was about to get locked DS said all political threads locked after yesterday****

 

[BulldogBlitz]

If it isn't someone from the pack, we should riot

 

[El Perro Grande]

It's coming.***

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Dan Mullen

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Boobie.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

That Ag spot has already been offered to someone else, he's not leaving.

 

[HumpDawgy]

I heard Fauci is on the short list. Not to be our President (thank God), but because he is short.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Well if short is what we're looking for... Ron Polk or Cannizarro.

 

[Pookieray]

Hudspeth?

Seems like I've seen his name mentioned here before.****

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Keenum isn’t leaving

 

[The Peeper]

We'll do it the MSU way. We'll name an interim, a 75 year old foot dragging 40 year tenured political science professor that wants that last 4 years of higher pay to pad his PERS account. Every day he'll wear one of the 3 or so maroon blazers he bought at JC Penney when he started teaching 40 years ago with gray knit pants, a short sleeve white shirt, and a maroon/white striped tie. He will wear thick black plastic frame glasses and look over them instead of through them when he looks at you. He'll drive the navy blue 1970 Buick Century he inherited when his dad passed away (like the one the university so graciously gave Jack Cristil) that has a "Maroon Is All That Matters" sticker on the bumper and on the back window EVERY staff parking pass he has every had while he has owned that car. His assistant will be the admin asst that was already working here when he started. He'll reduce the price of faculty/staff athletic tickets for all of his friends. He'll continue to teach a class that he has taught for 40 years, the one he is known for failing almost everyone in. He'll eat in the cafeteria by himself every day for lunch, because that's what he has always done. He'll hire a minimum wage student to do all correspondence for him because he nor his admin asst will use a computer (think Ron Polk) and they can no longer find any IBM Selectric typewriters because Polk has bought them all up. The University will start a real search after 3.5 years, but he'll be a 4 year interim and once he steps down there will be a banquet at the Union to thank him for all of his years of service that only staff his age will actually show up for. They will give him a silver plated cowbell and announce another interim until they find a new President sometime in the future.
HAIL STATE!

 

[thatsbaseball]

That office will given to someone who's been an active operative for the pres as pay back. Hopefully he/she will hire some good deputy secretaries.

 

[Drebin]

That office will given to someone who's been an active operative for the pres as pay back. Hopefully he/she will hire some good deputy secretaries.

The latest rumor I saw was Thomas Massie. Which would be interesting.

 

[thatsbaseball]

The latest rumor I saw was Thomas Massie. Which would be interesting.

God I hope not.

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

We'll do it the MSU way. We'll name an interim, a 75 year old foot dragging 40 year tenured political science professor that wants that last 4 years of higher pay to pad his PERS account. Every day he'll wear one of the 3 or so maroon blazers he bought at JC Penney when he started teaching 40 years ago with gray knit pants, a short sleeve white shirt, and a maroon/white striped tie. He will wear thick black plastic frame glasses and look over them instead of through them when he looks at you. He'll drive the navy blue 1970 Buick Century he inherited when his dad passed away (like the one the university so graciously gave Jack Cristil) that has a "Maroon Is All That Matters" sticker on the bumper and on the back window EVERY staff parking pass he has every had while he has owned that car. His assistant will be the admin asst that was already working here when he started. He'll reduce the price of faculty/staff athletic tickets for all of his friends. He'll continue to teach a class that he has taught for 40 years, the one he is known for failing almost everyone in. He'll eat in the cafeteria by himself every day for lunch, because that's what he has always done. He'll hire a minimum wage student to do all correspondence for him because he nor his admin asst will use a computer (think Ron Polk) and they can no longer find any IBM Selectric typewriters because Polk has bought them all up. The University will start a real search after 3.5 years, but he'll be a 4 year interim and once he steps down there will be a banquet at the Union to thank him for all of his years of service that only staff his age will actually show up for. They will give him a silver plated cowbell and announce another interim until they find a new President sometime in the future.
HAIL STATE!

 

[Bjm021889]

Bring Cohen home

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

The latest rumor I saw was Thomas Massie. Which would be interesting.

That would be a total disaster.

 

[Shmuley]

We'll do it the MSU way. We'll name an interim, a 75 year old foot dragging 40 year tenured political science professor that wants that last 4 years of higher pay to pad his PERS account. Every day he'll wear one of the 3 or so maroon blazers he bought at JC Penney when he started teaching 40 years ago with gray knit pants, a short sleeve white shirt, and a maroon/white striped tie. He will wear thick black plastic frame glasses and look over them instead of through them when he looks at you. He'll drive the navy blue 1970 Buick Century he inherited when his dad passed away (like the one the university so graciously gave Jack Cristil) that has a "Maroon Is All That Matters" sticker on the bumper and on the back window EVERY staff parking pass he has every had while he has owned that car. His assistant will be the admin asst that was already working here when he started. He'll reduce the price of faculty/staff athletic tickets for all of his friends. He'll continue to teach a class that he has taught for 40 years, the one he is known for failing almost everyone in. He'll eat in the cafeteria by himself every day for lunch, because that's what he has always done. He'll hire a minimum wage student to do all correspondence for him because he nor his admin asst will use a computer (think Ron Polk) and they can no longer find any IBM Selectric typewriters because Polk has bought them all up. The University will start a real search after 3.5 years, but he'll be a 4 year interim and once he steps down there will be a banquet at the Union to thank him for all of his years of service that only staff his age will actually show up for. They will give him a silver plated cowbell and announce another interim until they find a new President sometime in the future.
HAIL STATE!

President Droopy Dog.

 

[Shmuley]

Look for aspects of Project 2025 to be implemented throughout the administration. These appointments will reflect the type of folks responsible for that document. With the Senate flipping, the appointments are going to be much easier to get through and into position. Whoever he appoints will have a bent or tendency toward reduced regulation and red tape.

 

[ckDOG]

That Ag spot has already been offered to someone else, he's not leaving.

Damn. Maybe he will get the Dept of Education spot since the goal will be to run that one into the ground?

(This is a joke. We can joke now, right?)

 

[DogStuckAtUM]

That would be a total disaster.

Legitimately curious—why? I have never heard the name.

 

[mcdawg22]

Brett Favre. That guy knows how to get money for college sports.