I admit to the same ignorance, in the true meaning/sense of the word. It seems like they just run forever, waste energy, and never make any progress. Certainly is great exercise, though, and it's why I had all my kids play it when they are young. Tons of movement.
However:
Not understanding soccer does not make one stupid, like you tend to imply here. Sometimes it's just boring. Sometimes is the lack of trying. But let's not delve into this area where you're stupid if you don't love or appreciate soccer. That's another self-created elitist type bubble to attempt to prove to yourself how above the masses you are.
If soccer was so complicated and strategic, it wouldn't be easiest sport in the world to play. Like I said in post #54, I'm not seeing this 'skill' that needs to be developed over and over and over and over with unlimited reps, like say baseball, golf or even a football quarterback.
From my vantage point in my small corner of the world, it seems that most kids, if left to themselves, would opt out of soccer for other sports, especially football (both tackle and flag). Middle-class parents tend to push it on them, because, like we've discussed before, they can pay and get them on a club team and I guess that makes them feel like they are succeeding. So maybe it's just not as interesting as football? And plus many of the parents are just scared for their kid to play tackle football.
But I'm open minded. Exactly how is soccer more problem-solving than football, for instance? Soccer 'plays' seem to me about like a basketball 'play', sound good in theory but it's usually more of the athletic ability of the player that determines success.