Rank the Power 5 Conference Commissioners

[GreatNapperHorribleRapper]

1. Greg Sankey - Speaks for itself
2. Brett Yormark - Resurrected the Big 12 from the depths of hell and is making some big swings to make the league more marketable.
3. Tony Petitti - Inherited a behemoth from Kevin Warren but could move up these rankings if the Big Ten continues to be even more viable with these sick TV deals.
4. James Phillips - Has his work cut out for him if there is indeed strife in the conference with the big boys wanting more money than the little fellas






5. George Kliavkoff - Clown shoes and horse sh*t. Pac 12 at this juncture won't have a new TV deal until 2025.

 

[Tuamuchspeed]

Are we ranking them by hotness or dick size?

 

[GreatNapperHorribleRapper]

Are we ranking them by hotness or dick size?

Aren't those both the same?

 

[Tuamuchspeed]

Aren't those both the same?

Good point:

Sankey, Yormark, Phillips, Pettiti........................................................................... Kliavkoff