Reasons We Win Saturday

[SylvesterCream4.0]

I have seen a lot of posts talking about about why we are going to lose Saturday but have not seen hardly anyone talk about why we win on Saturday. Would be curious to know everyone’s thoughts but I’ll go first.

we will win Saturday if:
1. Sam Pittman drinks too much and is too hungover to coach
2. The entire Arkansas team gets food poisoning
3. Terror attack

 

[Dawg1976]

I've got nothing.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

We win on Saturday if we run 10 personnel 80+% of plays

 

[Rupert Jenkins]

#1- aliens abduct KJ
#2- The team bus stops at Taco Bell pre game

 

[HailStout]

Pitman runs too fast and gets a concussion from his DD’s

 

[Ranchdawg]

We win tomorrow if Arkansas' DL is hung over from celebrating the win the night before.

 

[Maroon13]

Everett stares real mean at them. Rendering them cripple.

 

[57stratdawg]

+2 in turnover, or special teams TD.

I’m worried Wright throws picks. We need to get up and front run.

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

1. Arnett takes over the defense and coaches them up like he has the last several years. As part of this, he figures out how to stop Jefferson from beating us using a spy or whatever.
2. Our coaching staff demonstrates they are worth their pay by adapting the offense to compliment Wright's strengths.
3. strat's winning the turnover battle or a special team TD.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

It'll be a one-possession game late in the 4th, I like our chances, especially if Arnett has worked with the D over the open date. We win on a late FG. Take the ML.

 

[GloryDawg]

If State doesn't give up points on turnovers, they will when.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

3. Wrong.

Last major terror attack was the sudden bookend for maybe the most glorious stretch of football MSU has ever seen.

 

[onewoof]

We win if the linemen play harder because they like Wright more

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

 

[patdog]

A 2-5 team plays like a 2-5 team and we fixed a few problems in the off week.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

1. Rogers, padded up like the Michelin tire guy, comes in to save the day, throwing 3 TDs late to go with his 3 batted balls, two fumbles and a pick 6. But it's enough, State wins 42 - 41.
2. Arnett fires his whole staff at halftime, being behind 21 to zip. Ask for volunteers from the 30 or 40 state fans in attendance with preference to SPS experts and coaches.
3. Ms Bully tells Mr. Bully she is with child. Word spreads and the team gets fired up to win one for the little guy.

 

[TXDawg.sixpack]

We win if the linemen play harder because they like Wright more

Wait…did Will bang a receiver’s girlfriend…? I thought the program implemented rules against that after Sleepy…

 

[SylvesterCream4.0]

If State doesn't give up points on turnovers, they will when.

I agree with this, I like our chances to win if we score more points than Arkansas.

 

[Ibdancin]

We win on Saturday if we run 10 personnel 80+% of plays

No, but we could win if we split it. 45% 10, 45% 11, and 10% 12.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

No, but we could win if we split it. 45% 10, 45% 11, and 10% 12.

I was kind of joking but I agree with your split

 

[Ibdancin]

I was kind of joking but I agree with your split

Yeah, we need to limit 12 and 11 to make it easier on the OL

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Wyatt on pregame painting a pretty gloomy picture. Says he thinks we need to score around 40 to have a chance.

 

[Ibdancin]

Wyatt on pregame painting a pretty gloomy picture. Says he thinks we need to score around 40 to have a chance.

One of the few I have heard actually calling out the staff. He is a straight shooter

 

[Baddog11]

**** Wyatt! Wyatt’s a bum. Maybe Alabama will hire him

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Better strap'em up today. Gonna be more than a handful on the road.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

I have seen a lot of posts talking about about why we are going to lose Saturday but have not seen hardly anyone talk about why we win on Saturday. Would be curious to know everyone’s thoughts but I’ll go first.

we will win Saturday if:
1. Sam Pittman drinks too much and is too hungover to coach
2. The entire Arkansas team gets food poisoning
3. Terror attack

Pittman knocks himself out jumping up and down trying to hype the team pre game

 

[Baddog11]

Wyatt on pregame painting a pretty gloomy picture. Says he thinks we need to score around 40 to have a chance

Final score is just more proof that the redneck from Russellville doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Or as they say in Russellville, ;”he don’t know his jackass from a hole in the ground.

 

[Baddog11]

Wyatt better hurry and make some game film for this new quarterback so auburn can study it heading into next week.