Sitting here watching it rain off and on made me wonder.
Morningstar, when it rains and the sun is shining, do you really beat your wife??
Morningstar, when it rains and the sun is shining, do you really beat your wife??
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We should do a AMA with Lucifer. Get down to the brass tacks.
Wouldn't an AMA with the Father of Lies be a waste of time?
You realize this is Six Pack Speak.
He reports, you decide.
Your Sympathy for the Devil is noted.
Need to see if he can send a plague or something to a certain business in the delta that told us we could install cameras on their buildings only to tell us to 17 off this morning as people were on their way to install them.
There's a user named @Lucifer Morningstar and AMA stands for "ask me anything".
I listened to that guy’s advice almost exclusively through college and that was 4 of the best years of my life.
First, let me say it is nice to be appreciated. Second, if there or any questions I will be glad to answer. For the record no I do not beat my wife when it is raining.
Does your wife beat you when it's raining?
What if we lose to directional Kentucky tomorrow?
When all hell breaks loose, where does it go?
I don't believe you're married. The devil would be too smart for that. He has a loophole in that marriage license somewhere.
Paging "a boy named Johnny that is a fiddle player" for assistance
is a Sun Devil the same as a Tasmanian Devil?
Are there any Blue Devils in your immediate family?
Is there any truth to the rumor that you are the father of the Land Shark since they can actually survive out of the water?
did it hurt like hell(pun intended) when Christ smashed your head with His heel?
Was the forbidden fruit actually an apple or was it a crab-apple?
did you REALLY think Christ would accept your tempting offer of the world since you have been wrecking havoc on it for over 6000 years?
Are there any Blue Devils in your immediate family?
Is there any truth to the rumor that you are the father of the Land Shark since they can actually survive out of the water?
did it hurt like hell(pun intended) when Christ smashed your head with His heel?
Was the forbidden fruit actually an apple or was it a crab-apple?
did you REALLY think Christ would accept your tempting offer of the world since you have been wrecking havoc on it for over 6000 years?
He's married to Reese Witherspoon. Didn't you see Little Nicky?
It is has never actually broken loose so honestly I would not know. But I would imagine whatever would happen it would not be good and my dad would be pissed. Like Sodom and Gomorrah pissed.
I can confirm that Lucifer isn't married because I divorced her about 35 years ago. You have your pronouns wrong too by the way!
No the sun devil and Tasmanian devil are not the same. I do not know what a blue devil even is, but it does not sound pleasant. I had nothing to with the land shark it is abomination to me just like other state fans. It did hurt. The fruit was a good old normal apple, but Eve took it of her own free will so I still do not get how I still get blamed for that. I thought it could not hurt to ask.
Also let me say and I would like it to be known sixpack wide that there is only one resident devil here, and I am glad you guys have embraced even me as part of the sixpack family.
Now we know why it 's called hell.
I do like a good plague. How can I help?
You have referenced living in Jackson before. Is Jackson, in fact, hell?
Technically I live in Brandon, but I will say the following. I work in South Jackson, and I love it down here from the people to the food. I think Jackson is like anywhere else it is what you make of it. I have met way more good and deserving people in South Jackson as compared to Rankin County not to offend anyone. I also am not from the area so maybe I only meet people that I want, and I am not part of any good old boy network that I hear so much about. I have more issues dealing with the people in and around Brandon, than I ever had dealing with the people of South Jackson. To steal a quote from an old friend who is now with my dad in the silver city "I do not know if I am going to heaven or hell, but I know I am going from Jackson".
I am not Mormon I just have quite a few ladies around plus the magic underwear is creepy.
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