Resident devil

[Muttley]

It is not surprising to learn that lucifer is more comfortable with the people of South Jackson than the people of Brandon.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

I do like a good plague. How can I help?

I'm thinking locusts and infected hemorrhoids.

 

[Drebin]

I'm thinking locusts and infected hemorrhoids.

 

[hdogg]

Who are you most excited to actually meet in person? Lane Kiffin or David Coverdale?

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

It is not surprising to learn that lucifer is more comfortable with the people of South Jackson than the people of Brandon.

Because they are better people mostly in my experience, and again I am not saying all of them. I just hate the idea that there are no good people in South Jackson when there are plenty of them they just get overshadowed because you know if it bleeds it leads. Not to offend anyone I am just going off the last 10 years of being in the area and my personal experiences.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Who are you most excited to actually meet in person? Lane Kiffin or David Coverdale?

Kiffin

 

[dudehead]

It is not surprising to learn that lucifer is more comfortable with the people of South Jackson than the people of Brandon.

Is this Mutt the Hoople reincarnate? Lucifer done raised you from the dead, huh. Long time no see.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Is this Mutt the Hoople reincarnate? Lucifer done raised you from the dead, huh. Long time no see.

I do have that power.

 

[She Mate Me]

There's a user named @Lucifer Morningstar and AMA stands for "ask me anything".

Oh hell, I completely missed the Morningstar reference. He's just Lucifer to me.
Thx DS.

 

[Muttley]

Is this Mutt the Hoople reincarnate? Lucifer done raised you from the dead, huh. Long time no see.

No, I'm not that Mutt. I'm planning on being raised from the dead going in the other direction.

No Offense Lucifer, you evil bastard.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

No, I'm not that Mutt. I'm planning on being raised from the dead going in the other direction.

No Offense Lucifer, you evil bastard.

None taken. It is not my choice on where anyone goes I am more of just a warden.

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

 

[She Mate Me]

None taken. It is not my choice on where anyone goes I am more of just a warden.

To be honest, when you first started this devil thing I kinda shook my head expecting lots of cheese.

But you play it very well. It's fun.

It's almost like, maybe...

nevermind...

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Your Sympathy for the Devil is noted.

Keep your friends close, enemies closer

Considering I like the Grateful Dead, this is perhaps my most apropos response:

 

[kired]

What is this rain you speak of?

It’s looked like thunderstorms at my house two days now. Wind, thunder, lightning… no rain

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

To be honest, when you first started this devil thing I kinda shook my head expecting lots of cheese.

But you play it very well. It's fun.

It's almost like, maybe...

nevermind...

First, thank you I try to pick my spots. It normally takes folks a while to see that even though I am the devil I am actually a pretty decent guy as well.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

First, thank you I try to pick my spots. It normally takes folks a while to see that even though I am the devil I am actually a pretty decent guy as well.

With lots of good intentions.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

With lots of good intentions.

I prefer to punish only those that deserve it, and believe it or not I do try to always stand up for the little guy hence my love for Jackson.

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

I get the irony and humorous effort to tell your followers you have their backs but since your namesake is the Father of Lies, you must know that we aren't going to believe a thing you say.

 

[She Mate Me]

I get the irony and humorous effort to tell your followers you have their backs but since your namesake is the Father of Lies, you must know that we aren't going to believe a thing you say.

Ye of little faith...

 

[PBRME]

Does your wife beat you when it's raining?

(Sweet Home Alabama intensifies)

 

[Dawghouse]

Technically I live in Brandon, but I will say the following. I work in South Jackson, and I love it down here from the people to the food. I think Jackson is like anywhere else it is what you make of it. I have met way more good and deserving people in South Jackson as compared to Rankin County not to offend anyone. I also am not from the area so maybe I only meet people that I want, and I am not part of any good old boy network that I hear so much about. I have more issues dealing with the people in and around Brandon, than I ever had dealing with the people of South Jackson. To steal a quote from an old friend who is now with my dad in the silver city "I do not know if I am going to heaven or hell, but I know I am going from Jackson".

Breaking News - The Devil is a huge fan of south Jackson.

 

[dudehead]

I do have many wives kind of part of the immortality thing.

I've always wondered if a threesome or moresome just wore your *** out. So does it?

Considering I like the Grateful Dead, this is perhaps my most apropos response:

one of my favorite Dead songs

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

I get the irony and humorous effort to tell your followers you have their backs but since your namesake is the Father of Lies, you must know that we aren't going to believe a thing you say.

No offense but I will not lose any sleep over that.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Breaking News - The Devil is a huge fan of south Jackson.

More so the people there than the area, but yes.

 

[skipperDawg]

Wouldn't an AMA with the Father of Lies be a waste of time?

There's a user named @Lucifer Morningstar and AMA stands for "ask me anything".

And he beats his wife when it rains and the sun shines at the same time

 

[skipperDawg]

Also let me say and I would like it to be known sixpack wide that there is only one resident devil here, and I am glad you guys have embraced even me as part of the sixpack family.

 

[skipperDawg]

Now we know why it 's called hell.

 

[skipperDawg]

I do have that power.

Ok six pack slugs…
The resident demon has the power to resurrect us from the pits of his basement. ( notice, I did not ask for a natty, just get us out of badass and scary again)
Amen sir

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

The only one we know of right now...

 

[skipperDawg]

First, thank you I try to pick my spots. It normally takes folks a while to see that even though I am the devil I am actually a pretty decent guy as well.

So was the devil before he was the devil

 

[skipperDawg]

Need to see if he can send a plague or something to a certain business in the delta that told us we could install cameras on their buildings only to tell us to 17 off this morning as people were on their way to install them.

Could he send that same plague just a bit north east of the delta?

 

[skipperDawg]

My questions is who is @Lucifer Morningstar rooting for next week?

Wow…
Called out the devil

 

[skipperDawg]

No the sun devil and Tasmanian devil are not the same. I do not know what a blue devil even is, but it does not sound pleasant. I had nothing to with the land shark it is abomination to me just like other state fans. It did hurt. The fruit was a good old normal apple, but Eve took it of her own free will so I still do not get how I still get blamed for that. I thought it could not hurt to ask.

 

[skipperDawg]

Ye of little faith...

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Ok six pack slugs…
The resident demon has the power to resurrect us from the pits of his basement. ( notice, I did not ask for a natty, just get us out of badass and scary again)
Amen sir

I did use a lot of my mojo getting us that baseball national championship. I mean who do you think was in Kumar Rockers head? I

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

With lots of good intentions.

I did start out as an angel.