Better than Wild Redhead finding Santa last night because then he really would be dead. Not to mention his sleigh.
He did receive a text from her this morning. Weird
Santa being hungover today is great. Santa being hungover yesterday was a *****. What kind of *** hole over serves Santa on the 23rd knowing Santa is going to be up until 1 am the next night putting together toys with thousands of small pieces where your you can’t get them to work if your hands are shaking.
My son's grandma got run over by a reindeer yesterday...broke a hip. Weird not having my wife around this morning.