Saw dawgstudents tweet about this: Cart Narcs

[paindonthurt]

Man that guy is awesome.

I wonder what the correlation is between people who do/don’t return their cats regularly and people who are/are not successful/happy

 

[WrightGuy821]

Cart Narcs is fantastic. Watching folks get pissed off at him is hilarious

 

[1reddog]

what network?

 

[Yeti]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

 

[paindonthurt]

what network?

Twitter. @cartnarcs

 

[paindonthurt]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

POS

 

[1reddog]

Twitter. @cartnarcs

thanks!

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

I don't know who's worse, the person leaving a cart in the middle of a parking lot or the person who gets so upset about it they have to rant about it on the internet.

 

[Shmuley]

Man that guy is awesome.

I wonder what the correlation is between people who do/don’t return their cats regularly and people who are/are not successful/happy

I’m a little slow. Somebody spoon feed me. Am I to understand that the fat bastard in the first part of the video (in the parking lot) is the same fat bastard in the news who shot someone?

 

[paindonthurt]

I’m a little slow. Somebody spoon feed me. Am I to understand that the fat bastard in the first part of the video (in the parking lot) is the same fat bastard in the news who shot someone?

Hahaha I didn’t make it that far but it appears so.

 

[MStateU]

Instead of being silly and putting magnets on the cars, why doesn’t he just move it to directly behind them so they have to get out and move it with a quick bird finger? I guess that’s not as good of content.

It is certainly self centered, narcissistic and completely lazy as hell but this is a little much.

 

[ronpolk]

I’m shocked that guy has not been shot or beat up really badly yet… but I do support his mission. I don’t care if you are one of these guys who thinks “someone is paid to pick up the carts” it’s just inconsiderate to leave a cart in the middle of a parking lot. Today at the Kroger in Madison, I watched a probably mid 60’s to 70 year old man spend 5 minutes getting a cart up on a curb when the cart return was 2 spaces away. It’s mind blowing that some just refuse to push the cart to the return.

 

[FQDawg]

I don't know who's worse, the person leaving a cart in the middle of a parking lot or the person who gets so upset about it they have to rant about it on the internet.

Definitely the person who leaves a cart in the middle of a parking lot. No question.

 

[patdog]

I don't know who's worse, the person leaving a cart in the middle of a parking lot or the person who gets so upset about it they have to rant about it on the internet.

I know which is worse. Pretty much everyone knows which is worse.

 

[FQDawg]

That reminded me of this:

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

This is exactly why I let the door slam into the old couple walking behind me on my way out of Chick-Fil-A last night. No discount opportunity for holding it for them.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Would love to see him try that at the Wal Mart on Hwy 18 in SoJack.

 

[mcdawg22]

Instead of being silly and putting magnets on the cars, why doesn’t he just move it to directly behind them so they have to get out and move it with a quick bird finger? I guess that’s not as good of content.

It is certainly self centered, narcissistic and completely lazy as hell but this is a little much.

Some of the guys have done that, I think that is what they used to always do but people would push them out of the way so maybe they were worried about it hitting another car?

 

[dawgstudent]

Aldi’s supermarket makes you pay a quarter for a shopping cart. When you return it - it gives you the quarter back.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

Doooooosh bayugg

 

[The Peeper]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

Do you get charged for using the cart? No? Then maybe you need to pay to use the cart and return it where you got it and then maybe you'll get a discount.

 

[Eleven Bravo]

I always return the cart-especially when it is 100 degrees outside. Just common courtesy. Now, I refuse to shop at WalMart, but if I did I would never return the cart under any circumstances-but I shop at the local Piggly Wiggly and those guys have to work their asses off to get those carts back in the building….

 

[dgsmith15]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

^ has obviously been on cartnarcs before

 

[dgsmith15]

I’m a little slow. Somebody spoon feed me. Am I to understand that the fat bastard in the first part of the video (in the parking lot) is the same fat bastard in the news who shot someone?

Yup

 

[TrueMaroonGrind]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

Not an Aldi shopper

 

[paindonthurt]

That reminded me of this:

Slow clap !!

 

[paindonthurt]

This is exactly why I let the door slam into the old couple walking behind me on my way out of Chick-Fil-A last night. No discount opportunity for holding it for them.

Too Shay

 

[GloryDawg]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

It's all cool until someone else does it while you are in the store and the wind blows it into the side of your vehicle. I am not going to say I have never done it because I have but I usually put the cart inside the rack. I do wish the Kroger in Brandon would have some racks further out. If they made them more accessible probably more would be put in them.

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

I don't know who's worse, the person leaving a cart in the middle of a parking lot or the person who gets so upset about it they have to rant about it on the internet.

It is obviously the guy who is so important, that they cannot put the cart back in the space they all know it should go. 17 people that do not return carts.

I once shamed an 50 something old lady once she abandoned her cart at the Starkville Small Wal-mart parking lot. Soon as she let go of the handle parking it against a curb, I ran over there from like 50 feet away yelling, "DON'T WORRY LADY, I DO NOT WORK HERE BUT I WILL PUT YOUR CART UP. GET INTO YOUR LEXUS AND HAVE A GREAT DAY WHILE I, WHO DO NOT WORK HERE, WILL PUT UP YOUR CART 20 feet away."

I kept telling her, You are so special, you don't have to put up carts. Don't worry lady, I will do your job for you.

She look dumbfounded. I kept it up for maybe 45 seconds as I walked back to my truck. I should have lightly pushed it into her car on the way by, but I didn't.

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

Hell, not only do I always put mine up, I actually grab one from the cart bin on the way through the parking lot on my way in. Cause if everyone did that, some kid wouldn't have to go out and collect them.

 

[GloryDawg]

Hell, not only do I always put mine up, I actually grab one from the cart bin on the way through the parking lot on my way in. Cause if everyone did that, some kid wouldn't have to go out and collect them.

Don't get me wrong because I agree and have done exactly what you have done but on the other hand leaving the cart is job security for that kid.*****

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

Do you go through your entire life with no regard for how your actions impact others? Wide open throttle in a no wake zone kind of guy?

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

Don't get me wrong because I agree and have done exactly what you have done but on the other hand leaving the cart is job security for that kid.*****

No its not. That kid would have the same job, but he wouldn't have to go and hunt all over 500 parking spaces for carts, wasting his time and driving the cost of business up.
Who knows, maybe that kid would have time to help bag up some groceries or maybe help someone find something in the store.

 

[Darryl Steight]

That reminded me of this:

Mark Rober is awesome. My kids watch his stuff all the time. We like to watch him crush spam callers and front porch thieves with technology that blows up in their faces.

But my personal favorites are the squirrel obstacle courses. Pretty awesome.

 

[ChinaDogSunflower]

Instead of being silly and putting magnets on the cars, why doesn’t he just move it to directly behind them so they have to get out and move it with a quick bird finger? I guess that’s not as good of content.

It is certainly self centered, narcissistic and completely lazy as hell but this is a little much.

Some of the Car Narcs have employed that method before lol

 

[dawgman42]

It's all cool until someone else does it while you are in the store and the wind blows it into the side of your vehicle. I am not going to say I have never done it because I have but I usually put the cart inside the rack. I do wish the Kroger in Brandon would have some racks further out. If they made them more accessible probably more would be put in them.

Happened to me at the old Kroger at County Line and Old Canton in early '97. Employees chilling in the parking lot, not doing anything to gather carts after 10PM one night as a storm started to come in. The winds kicked up as my wife and I were getting out of the car, and they blew a stray cart from 50-60 feet away right into the side of my new car. Did over $500 of damages that Kroger refused to take any blame for the incident, even though four of their worthless employees were standing around watching the carts blow around.

Haven't shopped at a Kroger since that day. 17'em and the lazy SOBs that couldn't put their cart in the cart return.

 

[SouthFarmchicken]

Do you get a discount for returning your cart? No I checked my self out and bagged my groceries. No discount for that either. F that you want the cart come get it where I left it

You can’t be serious?

If you are, you need a reality check.

 

[HuskyBDawg]

Speaking of reality checks, I was a little surprised when @LordMcBuckethead referred to a 50-something-year-old woman as an "old lady." When did 50-something get considered "old?" After a pause of sobering thought, I then asked myself "when did you stop thinking 50-something is old?"

Also, when did ya'll start calling grocery buggies "carts?"

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

When I still shop I always try to return it even if I have to walk down to the far end of the lot where I had to park instead of the handicapped parking spots where so many people who seed to be able-bodied need to park.

 

[paindonthurt]

When I still shop I always try to return it even if I have to walk down to the far end of the lot where I had to park instead of the handicapped parking spots where so many people who seed to be able-bodied need to park.

Talk about the worst of the worst.

When I see a perfectly able bodied person get park at a handicap spot and they have a damn handicap tag, it actually does trigger me.