SEC Shorts welcomes Texas & Oklahoma…
- Thread starter Maroon Eagle
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On their game. You knew with this much time to prepare they’d have something good. The Sewanee part was great!
Sewanee was a very nice add.
Matt Mitchell as Arkansas was great.
Part of me kind of hoped that after they said no to Wazzu and Oregon State because of geography that Georgia Tech and Tulane would drop by and say “What about us?”
Two things that made me laugh:
(other than Matt Mitchell’s joke)
1. Alabama not wanting Mississippi State to sit next to them.
2. So we’re forced to cozy up to Auburn and neither of us look like we like it. Kentucky looks like he’s there to keep the peace…
Matt Mitchell as Arkansas was great.
Part of me kind of hoped that after they said no to Wazzu and Oregon State because of geography that Georgia Tech and Tulane would drop by and say “What about us?”
Two things that made me laugh:
(other than Matt Mitchell’s joke)
1. Alabama not wanting Mississippi State to sit next to them.
2. So we’re forced to cozy up to Auburn and neither of us look like we like it. Kentucky looks like he’s there to keep the peace…
Young me would have not appreciated the Bama push a way. Old me, I get it. It's funny.
SEC Shorts has such a low regard for State they just said we'll just make the Wazzu guy turn his shirt backwards and that'll be our State guy.
and we can still say 'nothing sucks like the "Big Orange"' and it will "mean more", twice as much now........
I swear I thought the same thing. They seriously couldn't find a t-shirt with State on it? Typical.
They buy their costumes from thrift stores. Won’t find our heirloom quality threads there.
We need to give them a few MSU jerseys numbered 17.
Maybe we can ask them for their sizes.
(You know what? That might actually be a good idea. So no way I’m sarcasterisking that.)
The OM guy looking like a young 30s former frat guy hoping to stay cool with the undergrads is a nice touch.
Thought that tapping into the Manning bloodline, aw the first family of the sec was hilarious. Just like a tsunner to make that erroneous claim.
They have featured us in some of the shorts so I'm not sure about the jersey thing. Looks like a maroonish fruit of the loom from Walmart. They went out of their way to do that. I don't understand what the reason is but there is a joke there somewhere
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