Should THE. GAME. [insert the face here] be a national holiday?

[BobPSU92]

THE. GAME.

Should it just be declared a national holiday already? A few ideas:

1. All the major networks could air THE. GAME. , like when the President gives a State of the Union.

2. The b1g could force all other “member” schools to honor um and Tosu for the week leading up to THE. GAME. (at least). Honor Tosu for their honor CULTURE. and um for decades of underachieving. Of course, celebrate both schools’ major scandals that largely go unnoticed otherwise.

3. Government and non-essential businesses closed for the week leading up to THE. GAME. .

4. um and Tosu flags flown at government buildings. Flags for all other b1g “member” schools flown at half-mast or burned.

I can dream. In the meantime, I will relish dumbmond and herbie waxing over THE. GAME. on espn. Be right back.

 

[psuro]

"The Game" was last Saturday. Harvard defeated Yale.

 

[BobPSU92]

"The Game" was last Saturday. Harvard defeated Yale.

Pfft.

 

[NittPicker]

I rarely watch the BTN which is good because this week will be a total slobber fest.

 

[LaJollaCreek]

The only game that qualifies is Navy vs. The little green men.

 

[s1uggo72]

I am all for more national holidays!!

 

[GrimReaper]

I am all for more national holidays!!

Me, too, but on a Saturday? Perhaps it could be observed on the following Monday.

 

[Woodpecker]

Lehigh 17
Lafayette 10

 

[Tom_PSU]

THE. GAME.

Should it just be declared a national holiday already? A few ideas:

1. All the major networks could air the game, like when the President gives a State of the Union.

2. The b1g could force all other “member” schools to honor um and Tosu for the week leading up to the game (at least). Honor Tosu for their honor CULTURE. and um for decades of underachieving. Of course, celebrate both schools’ major scandals that largely go unnoticed otherwise.

3. Government and non-essential businesses closed for the week leading up to the game.

4. um and Tosu flags flown at government buildings. Flags for all other b1g “member” schools flown at half-mast or burned.

I can dream. In the meantime, I will relish dumbmond and herbie waxing over the game on espn. Be right back.

A good start, but you haven’t gone far enough.
1. Sandblast all the presidents faces off Mt. Rushmore and replace them with Woody, Bo, Urbs and Jimmy.
2. Expand Arlington National Cemetery to provide honored resting places for all winning QB’s.
3. In tribute to his past contributions to The Game appoint The Don Brown as head of our National long range missile defense system.

 

[BobPSU92]

A good start, but you haven’t gone far enough.
1. Sandblast all the presidents faces off Mt. Rushmore and replace them with Woody, Bo, Urbs and Jimmy.
2. Expand Arlington National Cemetery to provide honored resting places for all winning QB’s.
3. In tribute to his past contributions to The Game appoint The Don Brown as head of our National long range missile defense system.

VAUNTED.

 

[Dailybuck778]

THE. GAME.

Should it just be declared a national holiday already? A few ideas:

1. All the major networks could air THE. GAME. , like when the President gives a State of the Union.

2. The b1g could force all other “member” schools to honor um and Tosu for the week leading up to THE. GAME. (at least). Honor Tosu for their honor CULTURE. and um for decades of underachieving. Of course, celebrate both schools’ major scandals that largely go unnoticed otherwise.

3. Government and non-essential businesses closed for the week leading up to THE. GAME. .

4. um and Tosu flags flown at government buildings. Flags for all other b1g “member” schools flown at half-mast or burned.

I can dream. In the meantime, I will relish dumbmond and herbie waxing over THE. GAME. on espn. Be right back.

I would add to your very fine post, $500 stimulus payments to all American adults sent out on the day of the game.

 

[WyomingLion]

 

[Navion N8865H]

Montana vs Montana State was Saturday, that was "THE GAME"

 

[Corner Room Breakfast]

Weekly re -runs of every game from the silent era to now.

 

[ApexLion]

THE. GAME.

Should it just be declared a national holiday already? A few ideas:

1. All the major networks could air THE. GAME. , like when the President gives a State of the Union.

2. The b1g could force all other “member” schools to honor um and Tosu for the week leading up to THE. GAME. (at least). Honor Tosu for their honor CULTURE. and um for decades of underachieving. Of course, celebrate both schools’ major scandals that largely go unnoticed otherwise.

3. Government and non-essential businesses closed for the week leading up to THE. GAME. .

4. um and Tosu flags flown at government buildings. Flags for all other b1g “member” schools flown at half-mast or burned.

I can dream. In the meantime, I will relish dumbmond and herbie waxing over THE. GAME. on espn. Be right back.

Isn't #4 a thing already?

 

[ApexLion]

Pfft.

Although I'm pretty sure there was many a scone consumed at the pre-game tailgate. Picture, BMWs, Mercedes and a smattering of Volvos, corduroys, faux Orvis fishing vests and tablecloths and waiters. Are those Price Charles long rubber boots comfortable for a football game?

 

[Keezer]

Evidently nothing in life had any value prior to 1897. All discoveries, ideas, wisdom and so called human progress that predate the first “big game” lack the context of true purpose.

 

[Corner Room Breakfast]

I don't know if the world can handle the game in prime time. Like Cubs baseball at night.

 

[PSUForever]

A good start, but you haven’t gone far enough.
1. Sandblast all the presidents faces off Mt. Rushmore and replace them with Woody, Bo, Urbs and Jimmy.
2. Expand Arlington National Cemetery to provide honored resting places for all winning QB’s.
3. In tribute to his past contributions to The Game appoint The Don Brown as head of our National long range missile defense system.

#5 Every other degree from a B10 school is now considered a 2 year community college degree so all those alums need to go back to either O$U or scUM and complete their degrees within a year. Tuition will be double other student's tuition for the penalty of not originally picking these bastions of higher education (see Cardale Jones and Desmond Howard for proof of how these two schools meld the mind to be Einsteinesque).