Show Us Your Balls….

[troutrus]

…and other sports related holiday ornaments you’ve collected over the years.
I’m sure there’s a bunch of stuff out there available to those who live closer to the teams. Since I’ve lived in ACC land for most of my adult life, I’ve not collected much other than a couple things received as gifts over the years.

 

[troutrus]

 

[Woodpecker]

 

[Tom_PSU]

You just know that this thread is being actively monitored, because one of you sick bastards is going to actually show your balls.

 

[BobPSU92]

You just know that this thread is being actively monitored, because one of you sick bastards is going to actually show your balls.

 

[Tom_PSU]

It looks like you’re really swollen. We apparently need some “I’ll be right back” pics post haste.

 

[Midnighter]

I thought this was hilarious even before 'getting' the NPR'ness of it. SNL has tried to replicate this skit a few times, most recently with Adam Driver...

 

[PrtLng Lion]

I thought this was hilarious even before 'getting' the NPR'ness of it. SNL has tried to replicate this skit a few times, most recently with Adam Driver...

My view of Kylo Ren has just been devastated.

 

[Midnighter]

My view of Kylo Ren has just been devastated.

Do NOT watch this then.

 

[psuro]

 

[LB99]

I really hope this doesn’t evolve into a D*ck in a box discussion.

 

[rudedude]

 

[Obliviax]

is this thread what the OP expected?

 

[Obliviax]

I thought this was hilarious even before 'getting' the NPR'ness of it. SNL has tried to replicate this skit a few times, most recently with Adam Driver...

There was an old joke that the EU paid for a study to decide why the penis is shaped the way it is.

The German study concluded that the shape is determined to maximize pleasure for the male.
The French study concluded that the same is determined to maximize pleasure for the female.
The Polish study concluded that the shape was determined to ensure your hand doesn't slip off.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

I played Taylor-Made all day today. Do you really need to see them???

 

[leinbacker]

 

[Woodpecker]

I played Taylor-Made all day today. Do you really need to see them???

So 322 dimples, huh

 

[LB99]

So 322 dimples, huh

You might want to get them checked out? You might need an antibiotic?

 

[PSUJam]

That's nuts!

 

[FrontierLion]

…and other sports related holiday ornaments you’ve collected over the years.
I’m sure there’s a bunch of stuff out there available to those who live closer to the teams. Since I’ve lived in ACC land for most of my adult life, I’ve not collected much other than a couple things received as gifts over the years.

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We have a whole tree dedicated to Penn State ornaments at our house. Everything from PSU ticket ornaments to helmets, Santa’s to candy canes. My favorite is an old cabinet tv ornament showing a PSU game in black and white.

 

[Catch1lion]

Show us your balls........ Had a cheap Nitro ball with a penile doodle on it . Same day this thread started . Hmm.

 

[Nitt1300]

 

[OhioLion]

We have a DEAD BALL PERSONAL FOUL for unsportsmanlike conduct. This is the first for PSURO today.


OL

 

[Yogiman71]

Here’s 2 I have