So I figured everybody needed a laugh

Drebin

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Family Middle Finger GIF by South Park
 
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DAWGSANDSAINTS

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Well that ain’t happening in my house.
About 5 bottles a week.
That **** gets expensive at 12$ a bottle.
 

CochiseCowbell

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Dear Dr. Koob,

I regret to inform you that we give precisely zero 17s about your guidelines. You can, and you will as your wont to do, advise us until you are as blue in the bureaucratic face as an SPS tent. Please take this missive as an invitation to go 17 yourself.

Sincerely,
Cochise

P.S. My colleague, @mike tice , will be in touch shortly.

P.P.S.
Samuel L Jackson Beer GIF
 

ronpolk

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Hell of a time for them to suggest this. Coming off a second straight disappointing baseball season and the inevitable *** kicking from LSU and Bama coming… six packers need all the help we can get
 

WilCoDawg

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Big Bro gon Big Bro!

But seriously, this nugget here will surely get called out:

“Current US recommendations say women can have up to one bottle of beer, small glass of wine or shot of spirit a day while men can have two.“

This will surely get re-worded due to some not knowing what their gender is from day-to-day.
 
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maroonmadman

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That is going to lead to a surplus of lonely fat girls left at the bar at closing time. Somebody ain't thinking things through....
 

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