…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
So I often say that I don’t drink alcohol…
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…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
My wife also doesn’t drink at all. Has never had a full alcoholic drink in her life (thank god because she is always available to drink if I have been drinking!). I am always trying to get her to order a mudslide. Unsuccessful this far.…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
Not sure what that says about your man card.
…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
Maybe next time you can have a chambord and cream, sweetheart…..
Ha! Fantastic! I did have one beer last night (a 23 oz. at a Mexican restaurant, mind you) but that was just my mindless coming into play.
Ignore the haters. It doesn’t make you any less of a man. You are who you are.…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
What a loser that 
Did you pick up the glass with tongs?…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
At least it wasn't a pink squirell...…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
Funny enough I’m moms full time dd
Wouldn’t say that, but you’re the most entertaining guy on hereI’m such an a$$hole.
…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
Never heard of a Mudslide. So looked it up. Looks like an alcoholic latte.
No problem. To each his own.
I drink a frozen mudslide. It’s made with vanilla ice cream. So an alcoholic shake.
Look at the glass. Man card?
Is your normal nonalcoholic drink with dinner a Shirley Temple?…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
Bob swings for the fences every time, usually connects solidly. Me, I got my dignity to consider.
you ought to consider a name change....Sybil, maybe
Hogs Breath Saloon Key West. New Year's Eve circa 1991.I drink a frozen mudslide. It’s made with vanilla ice cream. So an alcoholic shake.
Look at the glass. Man card?
It's 15 deep at the bar. Me, my then GF, a friend and his fiancee get our turn...
Friend....gin and tonic, boom done
Friends fiancee....beer, boom done
Me...rum and coke, boom done.
GF...."Um.....um...."
Bartender looks at me
GF..."Um....um...."
Bartender is staring me daggers. 50 people behind me and we're costing him tips.
Me..."cmon sweetie, pick something"
GF. "Um....um....I'll have a frozen mudslide"
Bartender looks at me like "you've got to be effing kidding me".
Me...."Kahlua and creme for the lady and a $10 tip for you"(remember this is 1990 dollars).
Spent the next 5 minutes explaining to GF why she couldn't get a frozen mudslide on New Year's Eve.
Gotta admit, this looks pretty damn good. Trouble is, these are the sort of drinks that can F you up because they go down so easily.I drink a frozen mudslide. It’s made with vanilla ice cream. So an alcoholic shake.
Are you a fat?I drink a frozen mudslide. It’s made with vanilla ice cream. So an alcoholic shake.
Look at the glass. Man card?
It was funnier in my head.you ought to consider a name change....Sybil, maybe
Wait. What? You have a wife??…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
This thread has been an inspiration. When I retired, people asked me what I was doing with my time and I told them the truth. I’ve taken up drinking. Never did much when I was younger so I had a lot to learn. I’ve been through wine (which is good), beer (which is better), and now single malt Scotch (which I think is wonderful if I could stay sober long enough to judge). Now I see a whole new world opening up. Thanks to all the posters.…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.
Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?
Let me help you. "dd" stands for "drunk driver." "moms" is his actual mom. He's desperately trying to speed up his inheritance so he can afford another midlifecrisisteenyweeniemobile.I'm gonna have to go ahead and honk the B.S. Horn on this ^^^^ one.
Silly me. I thought it was "designated driver" but, in all candor, I get a little confused and excited every time I see the notation "dd." Especially on THIS Board.
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