So I often say that I don’t drink alcohol…

[laKavosiey-st lion]

I'm gonna have to go ahead and honk the B.S. Horn on this ^^^^ one.

It’s true, always been this way. I enjoy getting her here and there safely. Moms isn’t really a big drinker, her interests lie elsewhere

 

[JohnJumba]

…but my wife and I went out to dinner tonight, and I ordered a mudslide. That’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve found that I can tolerate.

Mudslide. How’s my man card status now?

It's terrible. You must consult a physician immediately!