We passed. We didn't want to think about it.Cactus coitus references must have missed the print deadline.
We like our version better. It's much more fact-based.Stellar work aside from the byline sent through Nashville. Should have read "Will Rogers guarantees touches for each in the post-Air Raid offense."
Nashville wouldn't let us. It would have been fine for middle school libraries, but may be considered porn in other places.Chloe should’ve been on the cover. Just sayin!
We regret the error.A+, as always... Not to nitpick, but the headline writers missed a golden opportunity with that pic, "Can he take us Higher?"