SPS Magazine 2024 Week 2

johnson86-1

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Cannot believe the "Kissinger gets suttle" made it in before the print deadline.

On the one hand I think that's a testament to how good technology has gotten. On the other hand I think it makes it clear that you are just haphazardly throwing **** together and hitting publish, just like the mainstream media. I'm not even going to bother reading anything other than the cover.
 

Drebin

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Cannot believe the "Kissinger gets suttle" made it in before the print deadline.

On the one hand I think that's a testament to how good technology has gotten. On the other hand I think it makes it clear that you are just haphazardly throwing **** together and hitting publish, just like the mainstream media. I'm not even going to bother reading anything other than the cover.
It's definitely the first thing. Definitely not the second thing.
 

vhdawg

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Looking forward to reading the features on the plane tomorrow.
 
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Car Ramrod.sixpack

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good fellas laughing GIF
 

DawgsOnTheWing

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You came out swinging with the inaugural Msglfr weekly. Maybe I won't miss the Engie weekly so badly.........(yeah, I will)
 

Dawgbite

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First, excellent question. I know when I ask Mrs. Morningstar she will give me three choices and let me pick. Maybe I am just lucky.
I'm calling BS, she's not real!
Me: where do you want to eat?
Mrs: I don't care you decide.
Me: How about Mexican?
Mrs: We just had Mexican last week, pick something else.
Me: How about seafood?
Mrs: I'm not in the mood for fish.
Me: How about steaks?
Mrs: I'm not that hungry.
Me: How about sushi?
Mrs: My favorite sushi place closed, I don't like the new place.
Me: How about burgers?
Mrs: Have you looked at my *** lately, no bread.
Me: Ok, you pick.
Mrs: it doesn't matter, you choose!
 

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You know you’ve made it in life when your post or comment on SPS makes it in the weekly Drebin magazine
 

DerHntr

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I'm calling BS, she's not real!
Me: where do you want to eat?
Mrs: I don't care you decide.
Me: How about Mexican?
Mrs: We just had Mexican last week, pick something else.
Me: How about seafood?
Mrs: I'm not in the mood for fish.
Me: How about steaks?
Mrs: I'm not that hungry.
Me: How about sushi?
Mrs: My favorite sushi place closed, I don't like the new place.
Me: How about burgers?
Mrs: Have you looked at my *** lately, no bread.
Me: Ok, you pick.
Mrs: it doesn't matter, you choose!
UPDATE:

Finally picks place. Finishes dinner. Pays 2 times as much as we paid 18 months ago.

Me: how was your dinner? You didn’t finish a lot of it. Do we need a to go box?
Mrs: It was ok. I should have gotten the other thing I wanted. We don’t need a box.
Me: I’m sorry you didn’t like it.
Mrs: We should have had Mexican (or one of the other places suggested in the restaurant selection game just an hour ago).
 

tenureplan

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UPDATE:

Finally picks place. Finishes dinner. Pays 2 times as much as we paid 18 months ago.

Me: how was your dinner? You didn’t finish a lot of it. Do we need a to go box?
Mrs: It was ok. I should have gotten the other thing I wanted. We don’t need a box.
Me: I’m sorry you didn’t like it.
Mrs: We should have had Mexican (or one of the other places suggested in the restaurant selection game just an hour ago).
Tell my ex I said hi
 

IBleedMaroonDawg

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UPDATE:

Finally picks place. Finishes dinner. Pays 2 times as much as we paid 18 months ago.

Me: how was your dinner? You didn’t finish a lot of it. Do we need a to go box?
Mrs: It was ok. I should have gotten the other thing I wanted. We don’t need a box.
Me: I’m sorry you didn’t like it.
Mrs: We should have had Mexican (or one of the other places suggested in the restaurant selection game just an hour ago).
Your first line... the restaurant game struggle we all face when it is twice as much as it was 18 months ago.

Nobody wins.
 
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Maroon Eagle

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First, excellent question. I know when I ask Mrs. Morningstar she will give me three choices and let me pick. Maybe I am just lucky.
You are a very fortunate Devil.

Does she have single lady friends who also do that?

Being on the Spectrum, I can’t stand it when women tell me it doesn’t matter and that I can decide on my own.

#icanbeabitOCD
#idislikepassiveaggressiveness
#didijustasktheDeviltohelpmefindadate
 
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I didn't realize our visitor's locker room had the Templeton Troughs then. Or was he talking about the leaking Blonde on his lap at his bar? It's always hard to get the truth out of Urban. At least nowadays he has time to see his daughter's volleyball games.
 
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DerHntr

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Your first line... the restaurant game struggle we all face when it is twice as much as it was 18 months ago.

Nobody wins.
The prices have gotten really wild. I know if I go to dinner with my family that it will be $100+ unless it’s a fast casual place. For those places, it’s at least $75 now. We ate at our normal Mexican restaurant last week. It was the first time the bill was over $150. It’s friggin rice, beans, lettuce, salsa and meat made in 100 different ways. $150 is out of control.
 
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