SPS Valentines

[dorndawg]

Roses are red
Emeralds are green
We look way better
When Tolu gives a 17

Roses are red
Steaks soaked in Dale's are bliss
Sixpackers love buffets
Go to hell ole miss

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Roses are red
Emeralds are green
We look way better
When Tolu gives a 17

Roses are red
Steaks soaked in Dale's are bliss
Sixpackers love buffets
Go to hell ole miss

Green doesn’t rhyme with 17

 

[dorndawg]

Green doesn’t rhyme with 17

Lord Byron over here - let's see you do better

 

[Shmuley]

Roses are red
Emeralds are green
We look way better
When Tolu gives a 17

Roses are red
Steaks soaked in Dale's are bliss
Sixpackers love buffets
Go to hell ole miss

Vulvas are red
Moose knuckles are pinkish
DS is fat
So is Lemonis.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Lord Byron over here - let's see you do better

I’ll give you credit for seventeen but I read it as 17

 

[patdog]

Green doesn’t rhyme with 17

Roses are red
Shamrocks bring luck
We look way better
When Tolu gives a 17

 

[dorndawg]

Roses are red
Shamrocks bring luck
We look way better
When Tolu gives a 17

this way doesn't suck as much

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Those are Ole Miss colors
So I say 17 you

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Roses are red
Crybabies cry
17 you ole miss
Eat **** and die

 

[The Peeper]

Roses are red,
and violets are blue
2 losing seasons in a row,
Well, that's on you.

A new season is here,
And your leash is short
You lose for a 3rd season
It time to abort.

If you spend this season just sitting on that bucket
Bulldog fans are gonna collectively say 17it!
So tighten up your belt and grow a big set
Or go get on the bus and leave w/ ole Everett

 

[aTotal360]

Roses are red
We have no cash
We suck at recruiting
Ole Miss…17em they’re trash

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Roses are red
We have no cash
We suck at recruiting
Ole Miss…17em they’re trash

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Roses can be Red
And White or Yellow,
Our Men's BB team might win
If we could make a Free Throw.

CLANK, CLANK, CLANK,
Off the Rim the Free Throws fly,
Tolu might even score more than 30,
He shot over 50% from the line.

 

[85Bears]

Lord Byron over here - let's see you do better

“Charles Schwab over here”

- Phil Leotardo, The Sopranos

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Day drinking....I love it.

 

[DawgatAuburn]

Roses are danger
Violets are trouble
Please don’t lose to Arkansas
And be back on the bubble

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Ole Miss is red
OleMiss is blue
Beware that their coeds
Give your junk a purplish hue

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Ole Miss is full of a$$holes
That claim to be better than you
But they know in their hearts
That's simply not true

 

[skipperDawg]

Chi O Chi O
It’s off to bed we go
I’ve paid my buck
I want my 17
Chi O Chi O

 

[Dawgbite]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ole Lady finally gave it up Sunday
Now she’s given me the flu

 

[mcdawg22]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I’m schizophrenic
And so am I

 

[The Cooterpoot]

John Cohen kept us out the red,
While Coach Canz was off gettin' some head
Mullen, Moorhead, Leach, and Arnett,
We had a better chance winning an Alabama bet
Lemonis got lucky and won it all, his damn pitching coach led to his down fall
Now we got Selmon, Lebby, and Jans, we just need a bunch of rich *** fans
Tonight while we're all thumping dumplings,
Boom Boom is just whacking off to some political rumblings

 

[GloryDawg]

ARMY, NAVY I'm in doubt why those bellies hanging out. Is it whiskey or is it whine or is it a lack of PT time. Air force Air force don't feel blue Peter Pan was a fairy too.

 

[SteelCurtain74]

Super Bowl Champs
From State to Sunday
@dawgstudent thinks
SEC Men's basketball is played on Monday

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Roses are fragrant
And help guys get booty.
Dear, he’s not a vagrant
Just shoeshine man on duty

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Valentines helps guys
Get girls in the sack
Unless they play bball
And are razorbacks