The Shipley’s Mural Is “Complete”

[ArcherSPS]

And I’m using “complete” very loosely:
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[Car Ramrod.sixpack]

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[jethreauxdawg]

Natioral Champs?

We got a swim team?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I read it as NATURAL Champs.

 

[aTotal360]

The mural we deserve.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Good Lord. Unless there's some heartwarming story about some local special needs kids creating that monstrosity, we need to all plan a meetup in the middle of the night with a few buckets of Kilz.

Boycott Shipley's. Tell ownership to cover that **** up. Can we send a cease and desist? Richard Adkerson looks like Croom and Dak looks like he's turning into the pug from Men in Black. What a 17ing travesty.

 

[missouridawg]

Is this Daks' grandma?

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[Shmuley]

You don’t like Van Gogh Dak?

 

[ArcherSPS]

Im more of a fan of Goya Lemonis****

 

[The Peeper]

Someone from Shipley got into it w/ a few fans about it on Instagram about the same time it was first posted here. A co-worker asked me if I had seen the interaction and I'm not an Insta-head so she showed me. They (Shipley) posted a pic in progress kind of like what we had on here and then took it down eventually because it was suffering the same ridicule on there as here. The thought was respectful, the execution however was atrocious.

 

[aTotal360]

I'm with you. There HAS to be some sort of story behind it revolving around an act of charity. It not...oooooooooooooooof.

 

[ronpolk]

Man that is just terrible

 

[Dawg_4_lifes]

It is so purdy**

 

[kired]

Is that supposed to be Croom that Dak has his arm around? I’m so confused

 

[The Peeper]

even worser, its turrible **

 

[trob115]

Hopefully nobody paid for that.

 

[Bulldog from Birth]

I initially thought it was Croom. And I think I finally landed on it being Chris Lemonis wearing blackface. The whole thing is just….odd.

 

[llmsudawg]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." - Ian Malcolm

 

[Mjoelner]

It's missing two things. Something that **wonderful** should also include a peeping Croom and the slogan NCAA Champsville.

 

[ArcherSPS]

Everyone in the comments on their recent post is a liar: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...d=100063743911320&m_entstream_source=timeline

 

[jethreauxdawg]

If not, find a special needs kid, and give him credit, quick!

 

[aTotal360]

I nominate Goat.

 

[The Peeper]

"Shirley's Donuts", that's a classic from the comments

 

[DogStuckAtUM.sixpack]

After investing his NFL earnings, "a very talented local artist" from Waynesboro is enjoying his retirement by exploring his creativity through murals, sculpting, etc.

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[dawgman42]

Why is melting Crooms holding up a light pole? And is that melting Ron Polk praying to Tree Jesus?

 

[The Peeper]

Is that sorta kinda like:

"Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it" ?

 

[dickiedawg]

Everyone in the comments on their recent post is a liar: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...d=100063743911320&m_entstream_source=timeline

Oh so apparently it’s supposed to be “impressionist” and if you don’t like it you just don’t get art.
I will say this, it definitely makes an impression.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Well done.

 

[aTotal360]

Looks like wax figures that have been left in a hot car.

 

[Baddmann]

Everyone in the comments on their recent post is a liar: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...d=100063743911320&m_entstream_source=timeline

No kidding. That's some "emperor's new clothes" fools in that thread.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Ironic that this **** goes up about the same time across the street Strange Brew had to take down the sign because “beautification”

 

[00Dawg]

I like how the team is playing Keep Away with the trophy.

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[cowbell88]

I’m sure they’d have to pay Royalties, if the rendering looked too much like them, but on other hand they might get sued for slander.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

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[Cooterpoot]

RIP Shipleys

 

[willi13]

Who is the image on the far left supposed to be? He looks like a burn victim.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." - Ian Malcolm

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Its a painting by the creator of Bobs Burgers.

 

[mstateglfr]

Shipleys hired the guy who did the bust of Ronaldo.


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[DawgInThe256]

Reminds me of those images created by AI, which BTW is total sorcery

https://www.craiyon.com/