The total package

[cowbell88]

The new Miss America: Madison Marsh she’s active 2nd Lt. in the Air Force, and is a pilot.

She graduated from Air Force Academy with a degree in Physics, just graduated from Harvard with a Public Policy Degree.

I think we need a new thread topic. Madison Marsh Mondays.

 

[dorndawg]

She certainly sounds like an accomplished person, but when you say "The Total Package", it only has one meaning:

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I think she has a pilot slot. Don't think she's a pilot yet. Although, she won't fail.

In serious need of bolt ons, but as far as we know she was born a female which is a huge win for normalcy.

 

[aTotal360]

Call me when she can body slam Yokozuna…

 

[11thEagleFan]

She might have a good Rack, but better than this one?

 

[ZombieKissinger]

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The new Miss America: Madison Marsh she’s active 2nd Lt. in the Air Force, and is a pilot.

She graduated from Air Force Academy with a degree in Physics, just graduated from Harvard with a Public Policy Degree.

I think we need a new thread topic. Madison Marsh Mondays.

She looks like she wants to rule the United States with an iron fist, where it’s always winter and never Christmas

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Smart girl. Joined the all ladies branch of service to protect her wholesome image.

 

[johnson86-1]

Smart girl. Joined the all ladies branch of service to protect her wholesome image.

Think she's an air force pilot, not a navy pilot.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Think she's an air force pilot, not a navy pilot.

I said ladies branch, not lady-boys branch.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Her boyfriend looks just like Anthony Edwards. Can't make this stuff up.

 

[GloryDawg]

She certainly sounds like an accomplished person, but when you say "The Total Package", it only has one meaning:
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She certainly sounds like an accomplished person, but when you say "The Total Package", it only has one meaning:
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Too bad he got sick.

 

[goindhoo]

Is this what they call a Unicorn on the crazy/hot chart?

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

I really don’t understand pageants. If it’s not for the prettiest girl then what constitutes the winner? Better yet why have them?

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

I really don’t understand pageants. If it’s not for the prettiest girl then what constitutes the winner? Better yet why have them?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Is this what they call a Unicorn on the crazy/hot chart?

Nah...she just has yet to have had a boyfriend that warranted getting his mustang set on fire.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I really don’t understand pageants. If it’s not for the prettiest girl then what constitutes the winner? Better yet why have them?

In Europe, I believe the current pageants are to crown the best looking dood.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Joined the all ladies branch of service to protect her wholesome image.

I don't consider the AF the military. People thank me for me service, I'm like, "I really didn't do anything," certainly nothing dangerous except for that one ride on a Marine Osprey, one of the worst experiences of my life! If you ever get offered a ride on an aircraft owned by any branch, other than the AF, politely decline.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I don't consider the AF the military. People thank me for me service, I'm like, "I really didn't do anything," certainly nothing dangerous except for that one ride on a Marine Osprey, one of the worst experiences of my life! If you ever get offered a ride on an aircraft owned by any branch, other than the AF, politely decline.

Did you clean the carpet though? I hear the AF has lots of carpet.

 

[kired]

Is this what they call a Unicorn on the crazy/hot chart?

Idk, most pageant girls I knew ended up being pretty damn crazy as they got older

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Did you clean the carpet though? I hear the AF has lots of carpet.

We got folks for that!

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

OFF WE GO!

 

[knock him out john]

I think she has a pilot slot. Don't think she's a pilot yet. Although, she won't fail.

In serious need of bolt ons, but as far as we know she was born a female which is a huge win for normalcy.

she needs to come to Starkville, knock out the current pilot, and run the City.

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

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The new Miss America: Madison Marsh she’s active 2nd Lt. in the Air Force, and is a pilot.

She graduated from Air Force Academy with a degree in Physics, just graduated from Harvard with a Public Policy Degree.

I think we need a new thread topic. Madison Marsh Mondays.

I don't understand why attractive women with long straight hair want to show their ears. I just think featuring their ears takes away from the focal point of their, uhh, brain.

 

[biodawg]

She certainly sounds like an accomplished person, but when you say "The Total Package", it only has one meaning:
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I definitely opened this page expecting to see that Lex Luger had passed away. I’m glad that’s not what it was about.